any of you lot get a nice valentines suprise?

[stan miguell]

missus stan was on absolutely top form yesterday. the chrismas basque, titties squashed everywhere, and her red stockings. slatered in the bar in the afternoon and gave me a valentines day blowie behind the counter while i was chatting to adolfo the baker. dirty old woman but i do luv her

 

[Nibble]

This thread will have to suffice as my Valentines surprise!

 

[Citrus in Sheffield]

Haha, sounds marvellous.

 

[stan miguell]

This thread will have to suffice as my Valentines surprise!

my missus was so pissed she'd probly have given you a blowie too mr nibble!

 

[Nibble]

Blimey!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

mine was a normal one but my housemate at uni was given a skiing holiday by her bf. 2 weeks after it was discovered he had cheated on her a few times and she was 'definately leaving him'. What a MUG....unless she goes skiing then leaves him...

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

mine was a normal one but my housemate at uni was given a skiing holiday by her bf. 2 weeks after it was discovered he had cheated on her a few times and she was 'definately leaving him'. What a MUG....unless she goes skiing then leaves him...

That's what i'd do, and make sure he pays for everything out there too

 

[Uncle C]

That's what i'd do, and make sure he pays for everything out there too

That would make you a prostitute

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

That would make you a prostitute

Not necessarily, if theyre still dating then it doesn't count!

 

[Uncle C]

So lets get this right. The bf cheats on you and you now hate him and are going to jack him in, but you go on an all expenses paid holiday and sleep with him in exchange.

Prostitution. What else would you call it?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I think its more the expensive holiday has conned her into thinking she still loves him. hopefully she has a good holiday, then she comes to her senses.

Either way MUG is the word i like to use.......

 

[Bars Mar]

What Is It About The Morals Of NSCers?

You Lot Disgust Me. Especially Stan. I Feel Physically Sick.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

So lets get this right. The bf cheats on you and you now hate him and are going to jack him in, but you go on an all expenses paid holiday and sleep with him in exchange.

Prostitution. What else would you call it?

It'd be fairly safe to say i'd withold sex too.

 

[stan miguell]

What Is It About The Morals Of NSCers?

You Lot Disgust Me. Especially Stan. I Feel Physically Sick.

listen ere weirdo. welcome to the real world. you and ya stupid typing and your nafan elder crap. if my old lady wants a mouthful on valentines day after shes had a botle of red or two whats wrong wiv that?

 

[Bars Mar]

What Is It About The Morals Of NSCers?

You Lot Disgust Me. Especially Stan. I Feel Physically Sick.

listen ere weirdo. welcome to the real world. you and ya stupid typing and your nafan elder crap. if my old lady wants a mouthful on valentines day after shes had a botle of red or two whats wrong wiv that?

It's Depraved You Illiterate Perv. Read Your Bible For God's Sake.

 

[stan miguell]

i should add that like that bird who clinton was with, my old lady might need to wash her dress after her antics yesterday!

 

[Easy 10]

This little spat has SO MUCH potential.

*pulls up a chair*

 

[Bars Mar]

i should add that like that bird who clinton was with, my old lady might need to wash her dress after her antics yesterday!

And Your Mouth Out. And She'll Probably Need Bleach To Wash Her Mouth Out After Having Your Todger In It.

 

[stan miguell]

It's Depraved You Illiterate Perv. Read Your Bible For God's Sake.

dont it mention spreading your seed or wotever weirdo? well i certainly did, mostly over the old lady's lils!

 

[Bars Mar]

It's Depraved You Illiterate Perv. Read Your Bible For God's Sake.

dont it mention spreading your seed or wotever weirdo? well i certainly did, mostly over the old lady's lils!

Someone Stop This Man. There Might Be Children Reading This. And Don't f***ing Misquote The Book. You're Out Of Your Depth.