Any idea where Kim Jong-Un is?

[Crispy Ambulance]

He's filming one of those programmes where people go for meals round other peoples houses, its called Kim,Dine with Me.

Oh I say! That's very good!

 

[Leekbrookgull]

could be on the nightshift for this lot ?http://www.standard.co.uk/comment/lucy-tobin-im-all-for-black-cabs-but-londoners-want-choice-9343343.html

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

I saw him in The Beaufort yesterday. He was on his way to the AMEX to meet the public relations team.

With a view to making the 'Intendance' more PLR?

 

[jakarta]

In talks with Farage about defecting to UKIP?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

He's suffering from debilitating flatlulence. There's only so many times you can blame it on the dog (you've just eaten).

 

[Winker]

I heard he was training with Oldham, or was that someone else?

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Oldham or Oakham ?