London Calling
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Subject: Yet another blonde joke
> >>A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself
out
> >>as a"handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
neighborhood.
> >>She went to the front door of the first house, and asked theowner if
he
> >>had any odd jobs for her to do.
> >>
> >>"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch, he said.
> >>How much will you charge me?"
> >>
> >>The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
> >>
> >>The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would
need
> >>were in the garage.
> >>
> >>The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband,
> >>
> >>"Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
> >>
> >>The man responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
> >>
> >>The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those
> >>'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
> >>
> >>A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her
money.
> >>
> >> "You're finished already?" the husband asked.
> >>
> >>"Yes," the blonde replied; "and I had paint left over, so I gave it
two
> >>coats."
> >>
> >>Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed
it
to
> >>her.
> >>
> >>"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a
Lexus."
> >>
LC
> >>A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself
out
> >>as a"handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
neighborhood.
> >>She went to the front door of the first house, and asked theowner if
he
> >>had any odd jobs for her to do.
> >>
> >>"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch, he said.
> >>How much will you charge me?"
> >>
> >>The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
> >>
> >>The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would
need
> >>were in the garage.
> >>
> >>The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband,
> >>
> >>"Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
> >>
> >>The man responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
> >>
> >>The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those
> >>'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
> >>
> >>A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her
money.
> >>
> >> "You're finished already?" the husband asked.
> >>
> >>"Yes," the blonde replied; "and I had paint left over, so I gave it
two
> >>coats."
> >>
> >>Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed
it
to
> >>her.
> >>
> >>"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a
Lexus."
> >>
LC
brilliant.
