Ann De Vecchi

[Lewesian Seagull]

"To all staff

Please note that the Leader of the Council Ann De Vecchi has decided not to stand for re-election. Ann has worked for Lewes District Council for the last 20 years, as a Ward Councillor and as the Leader for 12 years.



Corporate Management Team members will shortly be circulating Ann’s Farewell Pages to be signed and any contribution for Ann’s leaving present will be gratefully accepted. ""



I reckon she's driven down the A27 recently, seen our beautiful new home, realised that she f'kin lost and has decided to crawl back under the stone she came from. Marvelous scenes!!

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

"To all staff

Please note that the Leader of the Council Ann De Vecchi has decided not to stand for re-election. Ann has worked for Lewes District Council for the last 20 years, as a Ward Councillor and as the Leader for 12 years.



Corporate Management Team members will shortly be circulating Ann’s Farewell Pages to be signed and any contribution for Ann’s leaving present will be gratefully accepted. ""



I reckon she's driven down the A27 recently, seen our beautiful new home, realised that she f'kin lost and has decided to crawl back under the stone she came from. Marvelous scenes!!

what, that house down the Avenue ?

 

[essbee]

Wishing her all the worst for whatever she does now.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Contributions for her leaving present eh?

I suggest a signed Albion shirt and a nice original watercolour depicting the Amex in it's beautiful South Downs setting.

 

[sten_super]

Contributions for her leaving present eh?

I suggest a signed Albion shirt and a nice original watercolour depicting the Amex in it's beautiful South Downs setting.

Or how about a meal for two with DK at Little Chef?

 

[Tooting Gull]

Lunch for two at The Swan, followed by a pair of tickets for the opener. Actually, not the opener, that's too much of a waste - maybe the Barnsley or Scunthorpe game.

 

[Dave the OAP]

good...the scabby old witch.

 

[Daffy Duck]

What about a nice bubbling cauldron and a broomstick?

 

[Easy 10]

Did she ever get those solar panels ?

 

[Dave the OAP]

Blackadder: Tell me, young crone, is this Putney?
Young Crone: [cackling] That it be! That it be!
Blackadder: "Yes, it is," not "That it be". And you don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me, I'm not a tourist! I seek information about a Wise Woman.
Young Crone: The Wise Woman? The Wise Woman?!
Blackadder: Yes. The Wise Woman.
Young Crone: Two things, my Lord, must ye know of the Wise Woman. First... she is a woman! And second... she is...
Blackadder: Wise?
Young Crone: [normal] You do know her, then?
Blackadder: No, just a wild stab in the dark - which, incidentally, is what you'll be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful! Do you know where she lives?
Young Crone: 'Course.
Blackadder: Where?
Young Crone: 'Ere. Do you have an appointment?
Blackadder: No.
Young Crone: Oh... you can go in anyway.
Blackadder: Thank you, young crone. Here is a purse of monies... [she tries to grab it] which I'm not going to give to you. [walks in]
Wise Woman: Hail Edmund, Lord of Adders Black!
Blackadder: Hello.
Wise Woman: Step no further, for already I see thy bloody purpose. Thou plotest, Blackadder! Thou would be king, and drown Middlesex in a butt of wine! [cackles madly]
Blackadder: No, it's much worse than that. I'm in love with my manservant!
Wise Woman: [nonchalant] Well, I'd sleep with him if I were you.
Blackadder: What!?
Wise Woman: When I fancy people, I sleep with them. I have to drug them first, being so old and warty.
Blackadder: But what of my position, my livelihood!?
Wise Woman: Very well, then there are three solutions, three cures for thy ailment. The first is simple: Kill Bob!
Blackadder: Never!
Wise Woman: Then try the second: kill yourself!
Blackadder: And the third?
Wise Woman: The third is to ensure that no one else ever knows.
Blackadder: Ah, that sounds more like it! How?
Wise Woman: KILL EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE WORLD! [cackles madly]
Blackadder: [disturbed and confounded] Uh-huh.


BTW How did the crone know that his manservant was called BOB. there is no mention of it in his discussions......

 

[Superphil]

Send her a turd in a Tupperware pot, she can look at it whenever she likes and remind herself what we All think of her as.

 

[8ace]

Contributions for her leaving present eh?

I suggest a signed Albion shirt and a nice original watercolour depicting the Amex in it's beautiful South Downs setting.

How about a kick in the twat?

 

[magoo]

Still not buying forfars!

 

[The Large One]

Good riddance.

 

[HoveHorace]

Her and her code !

 

[Tooting Gull]

What about a framed copy of that 'Wanted' poster? The abuse of the police and CPS powers was despicable.

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

Both barrels of a shotgun would suffice.

 

[driller]

Put tiger balm on her vibrator

 

[Jimmy's gonna get ya!]

Did she ever get those solar panels ?

Alas she did. No public enquiry or anything!!
Good riddance to the scaggy old cow.

 

[adrian29uk]

I still annoys me to this day. I hope the people that held this stadium back actually saw the Argus article about the 600 or so jobs that are going to be created at The Amex.