Angie Rowland, she's at it AGAIN...

[Easy 10]

Just found this one. Unbelievable.

PEACE FOR HOVE LAWNS

So Mr G White (letters page, 4th March) see's "no harm" in people playing football on Hove Lawns ? I can only assume Mr White hasn't had to run the gauntlet of walking along the seafront whilst a game of "football" is in place. Three times the other day I had to duck when I heard the ball being kicked. The fact that the ball came nowhere near me is neither here nor there - it is deeply unsettling to hear the "thud" of the ball and think it is about to hit you. Several times, I've had a "football" roll in front of me, which has almost caused me to slip.

If you took a poll of walkers along Hove seafront, you would find the vast majority are against all ball games being played on the Lawns. And frisbees are just an accident waiting to happen. The Lawns are there for peace, serenity and quiet contemplation, NOT sporting games and activities.

Any complaint to these people is only met with foul mouthed abuse and derision. Well sporting people of Hove - the next time your ball comes near me, I'll make sure my doberman takes your f***ing face off.

Angela Rowland
High St, Brighton

 

[Robot Chicken]

...which has almost caused me to slip....

 

[Wilka]

 

[Grendel]

I nearly posted an irate response to this before I got it

 

[Robot Chicken]

oh ffs

 

[Grendel]

oh ffs

Yeah, so I'm slow

 

[Hiney]

EASY

EASY

EASY

 

[Bakesy]

Quality..........

 

[Trish]

Another gem Easy 10.

 

[mona]

Where is High St, Brighton?

There used to be another mad whinger who was called Valerie Payne I think. Her problem was the floodlights at the County Ground - a place she memorably described as frequented by rowdy drunks.
The Arsegas obviously encourages the mentally unstable to contribute to the letters page.
Perhaps it would help if Ms Rowland was introduced to Mad John Catt of Withdean.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Where is High St, Brighton?

There used to be another mad whinger who was called Valerie Payne I think. Her problem was the floodlights at the County Ground - a place she memorably described as frequented by rowdy drunks.
The Arsegas obviously encourages the mentally unstable to contribute to the letters page.
Perhaps it would help if Ms Rowland was introduced to Mad John Catt of Withdean.

Isn't he dead?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Be fair to the woman, it must be terrible to go through life being almost affected by things.

Imagine all the incidents that must almost happen to her daily.

She can barely cross the road without almost being hit by a bus.

Barely go to the shops without almost getting rained on.

Rarely escape at checkouts without almost being short changed.

Never play a game of lawn bowls without almost slipping on the moist turf.

Seldom take a flight to the Costa Geriatrica without almost being in a plane crash.

And only once in a blue moon delicately sip a from china cup of Earl Grey without almost choking on a tea leaf.

Why, one of these days she'll probably almost suffer a heart attack through the sheer stress of it all.

I almost feel sorry for her.

 

[mona]

Isn't he dead?

I hope so but I think you're confusing him with Nimby Tom Carr of Falmer who left us for that great AONB in the sky a while back.

 

[Robot Chicken]

I hope so but I think you're confusing him with Nimby Tom Carr of Falmer who left us for that great AONB in the sky a while back.

Oh yes. Sorry..!

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

I think Mr John Catt was the one who got arrested at the march for the Weapons Factory last month

 

[dougdeep]

Where is High St, Brighton?

It runs between St. James' Street and Edward Street.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

 

[mona]

Where is High St, Brighton?

It runs between St. James' Street and Edward Street.

yes I know it. I wonder if Angela is a follower of Sappho.

 

[Jam The Man]

Surely she must be the editor of the VIZ Letterbocks page?

 

[Hiney]

Be fair to the woman, it must be terrible to go through life being almost affected by things.

To cap it all, didn't I read somewhere that she had syphilis??