Andy Johnson

[Trigger]

"Will be hoping Sven and Nancy are out for dinner tonight and not watching the game, to play for England in the world cup you have to do better than that tonight"

Chris Kamara

 

[Basil Fawlty]

, Chris Kamara what a legend.

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

Has he dived yet?

 

[Statto]

I Just heard the watford fans singing, "you'll never play for England."

 

[Del Boy]

Not good enough, I'm amazed he is on the reserve list ahead of players like Bent, Defoe, Wright-Phillips, C.Cole, Ashton... Even Michael Bridges of Carlisle should be ahead of him!!

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

Not good enough, I'm amazed he is on the reserve list ahead of players like Bent, Defoe, Wright-Phillips, C.Cole, Ashton... Even Michael Bridges of Carlisle should be ahead of him!!

Even McGammon should be ahead of the diver.

 

[Marc]

Has he dived yet?

is the sun hot?!

 

[Del Boy]

is Turienzo injured

 

[Trigger]

This last one has always been my favourite, shame it'll never properly be able to be used again as it says PREMIERSHIP.

 

[sullyupthewing]

how that bloke can even be considered to wear the England shirt is beyond me

 

[Tooting Gull]

Where's your AJ gone, (where's your AJ gone)...

Syonara Selhurst.

 

[eaglejez]

he's the only player available apart from James Beattie who has scored 20+ goals in the top flight

 

[Caveman]

he's the only player available apart from James Beattie who has scored 20+ goals in the top flight

Please can you start using the word "was" now.

 

[Tooting Gull]

I quite rate him. Which is why he's leaving your shower. Along with Fitz Hall, McAnuff, mouth of the south Morrison, Soares, Watson...mid-table next season for you.

 

[Caveman]

 

[Scotty Mac]

he's the only player available apart from James Beattie who has scored 20+ goals in the top flight

says everything when he is on that list along with james beattie

surely if johnson is considered good enough, then players who have more championship goals such as marlon king should be

 

[Pavilionaire]

Everton, Man City, Fulham or Charlton - I wonder who? Hopefully for a knockdown price of £3million or less.

 

[brighton rock]

a real pro who will be missed

8 million squid will be handy

 

[Ned]

Is there any truth in the rumour that his middle name is Polaris

 

[Common as Mook]

a real pro who will be missed

8 million squid will be handy

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A real pro is not someone who goes down like a cheap whore at every available opportunity. That is calles being a real C U N T