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Pavilionaire

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"Polter Geist, Superstar
Do you think you're what they say you are?"
 






Eeyore

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I had some odd activity in the flat I live in now. A combination of things. It wasn't really that worrying, although I wasn't keen when the television was switched on in the early hours.

One evening I couldn't find something and I felt straight away I was being messed around. I'd checked the desk in front of me, all around me. I got really annoyed and said 'knock it off' to whatever it was. The item then appeared on the desk in front of me.

I've had nothing happen since and I actually feel quite bad about it. Whatever it was, I just think it wanted attention.
 


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Hove actually
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Dick Swiveller

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See that poltergeist? I had her. She was crap.
 




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Lady Whistledown

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Lord Lloyd Webber said: "I did have a house in Eaton Square which had a poltergeist. It would do things like take theatre scripts and put them in a neat pile in some obscure room.

Lloyd Webber getting confused between an unseen spectral presence and "the cleaner".
 




jcdenton08

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Lord Lloyd Webber said: "I did have a house in Eaton Square which had a poltergeist. It would do things like take theatre scripts and put them in a neat pile in some obscure room.

Lloyd Webber getting confused between an unseen spectral presence and "the cleaner".
Maybe his poltergeist was a cleaner before they died?

The plot thickens, pun intended.
 




Insel affe

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Feb 23, 2009
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Brighton factually.....
I had some odd activity in the flat I live in now. A combination of things. It wasn't really that worrying, although I wasn't keen when the television was switched on in the early hours.

One evening I couldn't find something and I felt straight away I was being messed around. I'd checked the desk in front of me, all around me. I got really annoyed and said 'knock it off' to whatever it was. The item then appeared on the desk in front of me.

I've had nothing happen since and I actually feel quite bad about it. Whatever it was, I just think it wanted attention.
Women eh
 










Bry Nylon

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Jul 21, 2003
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Upon leaving Mr Lloyd Webber’s home, the priest, visibly shaken, said, “I don’t scare easily; but as God is my witness, that was truly one of the most hideous things I’ve ever seen. Happily though, no sign of the poltergeist.”
 




AmexRuislip

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Upon leaving Mr Lloyd Webber’s home, the priest, visibly shaken, said, “I don’t scare easily; but as God is my witness, that was truly one of the most hideous things I’ve ever seen. Happily though, no sign of the poltergeist.”
 




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