An ode to Mr Prescott

[Only 2 Kerry Mayos]

I think somebody should try and get this song going on Tuesday.

(To the same tune as Liam Brady's magic...)

Johnny Prescott's magic
He eats is magic pies
And when we asked for falmer
He said go on tell me why

We told him we were Brighton
We told him we were great
And when we gave him chips
He took the f***ing plate

Johnny Prescott's magic
He drives his magic jags
One to visit Falmer
And one for dirty mags.

 

[Only 2 Kerry Mayos]

Alternatively could we at least get a chant of "John Prescott My lord, John Prescott..."

Or did we have that today anyway.

 

[Yorkie]

What we did sing was

John Prescott is magic
He wears a magic hat
And he saw the Falmer plan
He said I'll give you that.

 

[Another Berkshire Seagull]

He's Fat, He's Round,
He's given us a ground,
John Prescott!
John Prescott!