although they are a lot older than me...

[GUNTER]

I fancy those f***ing Calendar Girls, Mirren, Walters et al.

They are frumpy, have rolls of flesh and saggy boobs.

Other than that they are mighty fine!

(the dirty old slappers)

 

[GUNTER]

Look at the state of these dirty old whores...

 

[berkshire seagull]

Ha ha you need help

 

[WATFORD O]

ha ha ha, he needs putting down.

 

[Withdean and I]

Child!

 

[GUNTER]

Mr Watford O, imagine their saggy flesh licking all around your Virgin body.......

 

[GUNTER]

Anyway. when I was at the Ditchling W.I. chatting up a 70 something selling some homemade chutney, Watford O was chatting up the 97 year old incontinent in a wheelchair.

 

[GUNTER]

p.s. I'd bang that fat old slag of about 78 in the film because she smells of wee.

 

[Beach Hut]

Gunter - you must talk alot to yourself judging from this thread.

Can I suggest you invest in a mirror.

 

[Juan Albion]

Anyway. when I was at the Ditchling W.I. chatting up a 70 something selling some homemade chutney, Watford O was chatting up the 97 year old incontinent in a wheelchair.

Don't leave us in suspense - what did the man in the wheelchair say back to Twatty?

 

[Hunting 784561]

A gum job ? I hope he took his false teeth out .

 

[BUTTERBALL]

I've heard that the film is shite unless you are in to that sort of thing.

 

[WATFORD O]

Gunter, The perfect example of a turd with legs (and a keyboard).....

 

[GUNTER]

Gunter, The perfect example of a turd with legs (and a keyboard).....

You are so funny, I think I have just shot my load!

Even Walters would not touch you and she is very very old.

 

[WATFORD O]

I know I am funny but its not hard with such a pathetic creature to target such as yourself. Anyone that likes the cheeky girls needs putting down.....

 

[looney]

I know I am funny but its not hard with such a pathetic creature to target such as yourself. Anyone that likes the cheeky girls needs putting down.....

Yea your funny in a "whats that smell" kind of way. Or maybe its the smell of we from you munching on Granny Carpet while Gunter fists you.

 

[Seagull Pete]

Your all just sick puppies

 

[GUNTER]

I love I love, I love those Calendar Girls....