[Music] Alternative Eurovision

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Post a track from a nation's artist, naming the nation, released in 2025, that you think would amply kick this year's Eurovision efforts in the bollocks and into the sea.

 

[Normal Rob]

I really can't be bothered.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

I’ll get back to you !

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Can’t we just stick to who has the biggest noughts?

 

[keaton]

I'll join in.its possibly cheating as apparently it's a rerelease but FIP have been playing this a lot and I'll put forward this for France

 

[papachris]

Ok. This is from Karl Erik Tauker. He's pretty big in Estonia

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

FINLAND - Karjala by Pauanne

 

[Sirnormangall]

Surely Attilla must have released something worthy?

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

Germany
Electric Callboy actually applied to represent Germany at Eurovision about 3-4 years ago before they truly blew up into being an arena-level band in Europe, and would absolutely have stood a chance of winning with their mix of metalcore and Scooter techno vibes had they been selected. Have no doubt Finland's Kaarija took some inspiration from them for his entry two years ago.



Sweden
Not the strongest of albums when compared to their back catalogue, but AOR revivalists The Night Flight Orchestra are absolutely made for Eurovision.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Poland.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Germany

 

[chickens]

Vildhjarta representing Sweden here, with their song Sargasso.

 

[Happy Exile]

Anything at all by The Limiñanas for France

 

[Guinness Boy]

Controversially the Aussies are (or were) involved.

And so I give you the sound of my 20s somehow made this year by Confidence Man, remixed by the brilliantly named King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard