[Albion] All 1000 BHAFC staff get a bonus from Bloom

[Weststander]

Wait. We have over 1000 non playing staff?

The 1000's an exaggeration, 782 per the company's accounts. Including all the part time stewards, catering staff, park n ride people, staff at Lancing.

Simon Jordan said on TS today that the players won't be part of this discretionary 20% move. Theirs will be a confidential bonus structure within their contracts.

 

[schmunk]

These days we probably have a latte lad

Or a mint tea laddy?

 

[Whitley Bayster]

My little brother will be delighted. Must tap him up for a few beers or six next time I'm in Sussex. Personally I think gestures like this make a big difference to staff feeling part of the big picture and that they are valued

 

[Greg Bobkin]

OK - I have to ask the question. Do clubs still have this fabled tea lady?

Being in Brighton and all ( even though it's also Lancing), there's more likely to be a 'hot beverage person' #Woke

 

[Greg Bobkin]

'Barber sent a personal email to all staff in the early hours of Monday morning thanking them after Brighton confirmed their European place by beating Southampton 3-1 on Sunday.'

BabourOUTOBE is NEVER off duty, is he?

 

[Norman Potting]

One thing I’ve noticed with Uncle Tone is that he’s quite clever…

I bet the fellow pupils at his school who laughed at him for being really, really good at maths and statistics are not laughing now

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

'Barber sent a personal email to all staff in the early hours of Monday morning thanking them after Brighton confirmed their European place by beating Southampton 3-1 on Sunday.'

BabourOUTOBE is NEVER off duty, is he?

He was still on duty in the early hours of Monday morning albeit promoting staff wellbeing in the pub after European qualification confirmed. He should probably check that e mail to confirm how many times he told everybody he loved them….:

 

[Easy 10]

Wait. We have over 1000 non playing staff?

Yep.

One of them is our goalkeeper.

 

[atomised]

Wait. We have over 1000 non playing staff?

I would imagine it's fairly accurate as it includes match day stewards of whom there must be a sizeable number

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

Chances of a free on Wednesday night as a thank you to us fans, for having to put up with five home league defeats this year

 

[Midget]

Chances of a free on Wednesday night as a thank you to us fans, for having to put up with five home league defeats this year

A free pie maybe. Happened at Newcastle a few years back

 

[Lenny Rider]

Wait. We have over 1000 non playing staff?

A sobering thought, inc matchday staff at the Withdean I think we numbered around 85/90.

 

[nobby.c.gull]

OK - I have to ask the question. Do clubs still have this fabled tea lady?

Chelsea nicked her last September for £10 million.

 

[Triggaaar]

Wouldn't it be easier just to place a bet backing success? Doesn't TB know ANYTHING about betting markets?

Have you previously advised Ivan Toney?

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Or a mint tea laddy?

These days we probably have a latte lad

A maté maid Shirley?

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Regardless of the fact that we've finished about six places higher than budgeted, earning an additional unbudgeted £15m, this is still a fabulous gesture

 

[Wozza]

Regardless of the fact that we've finished about six places higher than budgeted, earning an additional unbudgeted £15m, this is still a fabulous gesture

£15m extra prize money AND future European revenue...

 

[Live by the sea]

I bet the fellow pupils at his school who laughed at him for being really, really good at maths and statistics are not laughing now

I doubt anyone laughed at Brighton College , all the kids have high academic expectations . But yes I take your point , being exceptional at maths & stats is likely to be more helpful in business than being exceptional in many other areas .

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Wait. We have over 1000 non playing staff?

If you include all the part time match day only staff, then yes defo.

 

[METALMICKY]

OK - I have to ask the question. Do clubs still have this fabled tea lady?

Tea person you sexist relic!