[Football] Albion’s quickest write off

[Herr Tubthumper]

Written off after 18 minutes of football is very good going.

Has there been a player who has been consigned to the dustbin quicker?

The rule is debut game time, no “I saw one minute of Damian Hilton as knew he was shit”. You will of course be correct, but it’s write offs after debut game minutes I'm after.

 

[Han Solo]

Adversity can be very tough on some people living in affluent coastal cities. When bad things do happen, someone needs blame and bullying.

And there he is. Young, smaller than people born in the 1950s and 60s would like, Irish vibes and signed from a lower division. Already standing there on the touchline, he is God's gift to a certain kind of people with a certain type of personality.

That coupled with a poor performance... its a field day.

 

[sussex_guy2k2]

Chupa Akpom. Utterly, utterly dreadful for us from the first minute to the last.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Andy Kennedy.

Was very excited until he started playing football.

 

[macbeth]

Knew Jahanbakhsh would be crap the moment he came on against Nantes in that preseason friendly

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Andy Kennedy.

Was very excited until he started playing football.

Mad Dog was Maria Whittacker’s one time squeeze, glamour. He did score 10 goals for us and debut was more than 18 minutes though.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Mad Dog and Maria Whittacker’s one time squeeze. He did score 10 goals for us and debut was more than 18 minutes though.

Yeah he was a bit of a name when we signed him so I wrote him off against his reputation.

 

[BevBHA]

Schellotto

 

[BBassic]

Kemy Agustien.

EDIT: And rightly written off, I should add.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Kemy Agustien.

EDIT: And rightly written off, I should add.

His debut was a full 45 minutes so he doesn’t count.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

One In Ten Glenn

 

[HyperTony]

Written off after 18 minutes of football is very good going.

Has there been a player who has been consigned to the dustbin quicker?

The rule is debut game time, no “I saw one minute of Damian Hilton as knew he was shit”. You will of course be correct, but it’s write offs after debut game minutes I'm after.

This.
Barnet away i recall, he was being boo'd before half time. Terrible terrible player

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

This.
Barnet away i recall, he was being boo'd before half time. Terrible terrible player

I remember one game where he gave up lolloping towards a loose ball in a corner, and the Albion fans in that corner immediately berated him. He looked up, lolloped a bit further and then gave up a second time…to even more abuse. I did actually feel sorry for him.

 

[Bozza]

Adversity can be very tough on some people living in affluent coastal cities. When bad things do happen, someone needs blame and bullying.

And there he is. Young, smaller than people born in the 1950s and 60s would like, Irish vibes and signed from a lower division. Already standing there on the touchline, he is God's gift to a certain kind of people with a certain type of personality.

That coupled with a poor performance... its a field day.

Is this a guessing game?

I'm going for Aaron Connolly.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Graham Smith. Goalie from Rangers.

 

[Commander]

Is this a guessing game?

I'm going for Aaron Connolly.

That’s what I thought initially, but nobody wrote Connolly off quickly. It was the complete opposite, he was the new messiah after one game!

 

[Simster]

Graham Smith. Goalie from Rangers.

Ooh good shout. He was absolute toilet.

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Is this a guessing game?

I'm going for Aaron Connolly.

I thought his account had been hacked by Eric Cantona, made about us much sense as "when the seagulls follow the trawler...."

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Graham Smith. Goalie from Rangers.

I still have nightmares about that Huddersfield game.

 

[upthealbion1970]

Graham Smith. Goalie from Rangers.

That’s a brilliant shout, remember him being chipped when ha was on the line