Afternoon Swindon V Brighton Poem

[package]

As if works not boring enough EASY 10 decided to do a poem .....
CAN YOU DO BETTER ....EASYs boss is a swindon fan


Up with the Albion, down with the Robins
But if Brighton lose then just cancel my logins
I won't be in Monday, I'll just phone in sick
Cos if Swindon beat us, I can't take the stick

Nick will be smug, insufferable he'll be
He'll make life unbearable at PSD
Please let us beat Swindon, I beg you, I plead
Cos this kind of grief, I just don't really need.

 

[On the Left Wing]

As if works not boring enough EASY 10 decided to do a poem .....
CAN YOU DO BETTER ....EASYs boss is a swindon fan


Up with the Albion, down with the Robins
But if Brighton lose then just cancel my logins
I won't be in Monday, I'll just phone in sick
Cos if Swindon beat us, I can't take the stick

Nick will be smug, insufferable he'll be
He'll make life unbearable at PSD
Please let us beat Swindon, I beg you, I plead
Cos this kind of grief, I just don't really need.

The train whistle does blow
And off we all go
What will the poor Robins do then?
They'll play eight at the back
And not dare attack
As the Seagulls hammer in ten!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Two days to go till we DO the Swinners,
They ain't got a chance, the big bunch of BINNERS.
I reckon the score will be twenty nil
Then we'll drive home with Champers on chill.

 

[Easy 10]

A Hull City fan here has just come up with THIS little pearler...

I once knew a woman who swallowed a tiger, I don't know why.
She swallowed the tiger to catch the seagull, she swallowed the seagull to catch the magpie, she swallowed the magpie to catch the robin, she swallowed the robin to catch the fly, I don't know why she swallowed the fly, I don't know why.

Top of the foodchain, we're at the top of the foodchain, top of the foodchain

 

[Albion Dan]

As if works not boring enough EASY 10 decided to do a poem .....
CAN YOU DO BETTER ....EASYs boss is a swindon fan


Up with the Albion, down with the Robins
But if Brighton lose then just cancel my logins
I won't be in Monday, I'll just phone in sick
Cos if Swindon beat us, I can't take the stick

Nick will be smug, insufferable he'll be
He'll make life unbearable at PSD
Please let us beat Swindon, I beg you, I plead
Cos this kind of grief, I just don't really need.

I thought you supported Liverpool?

 

[Soton Seagull]

A trip to Swindon - a Poem by Soton Seagull aged 8 1/2


They believe their tractors,
to be significant factors,
they can't write,
try as they might.

Learning football on a farm,
equips them not to inflict goal harm,
score only with their mother,
as we smash in yet another.

Play off time is here at last,
only inbreds to get past,
Cardiff beckons for the stripes,
goodbye Swindon, hello Div 1 lights!

 

[Titanic]

Robins are red, Seagulls are blue,
We're going to Cardiff, so hard luck to you!

 

[On the Left Wing]

To the usual tune:

In your Swindon slums
In your Swindon slums
You go to your sister
For something to eat
She takes off her knickers
And you think its a treat
In your Swindon slums