After a heavy session, what is your favourite type of poo?

[Northstander]

IMHO, (see blow) no.10 is most satisfying !!

1. GHOST POO: The type of poo you feel coming out but when you check out the toilet there's nothing there.

2. CLEAN POO: Type of poo that comes out but when you wipe your ass the paper comes out clean.

3. STUBBORN POO: You wipe your ass 50 times and you still have some left.

4. SEQUEL POO: When you put your pants and zip up and then realize you gotta poo some more.

5. BRAIN DAMAGE POO: Type of poo that needs a lot of effort to come out and when you're done you feel slightly dizzy..

6. CORN POO: No explanation is necessary here.

7. GODZILLA POO: The type of poo that is so huge that makes you think you should chop it up before flushing.

8. REBELLIOUS POO: Type of poo that comes back after multiple flushings.

9. WET BUTT CHEEK: Also known as"Power Dump Shit". The type of poo that when it comes out it makes a splash on the toilet that wets your butt cheeks.

10. ICEBERG POO: The type of poo that is so big that some of it reaches the surface of the water in the toilet.

 

[zefarelly]

I favour the gold blend . . . . . . . .rich dark and distinctly continental

 

[ripper]

No shit (excuse the pun) this is how they really analyse them.

THE BRISTOL STOOL FORM SCALE

1. Separate hard lumps, like nuts

2. Sausage-like but lumpy

3. Like a sausage but with cracks in the surface

4. Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft

5. Soft blobs with clear-cut edges

6. Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool

7. Watery, no solid pieces

 

[zefarelly]

quality graphics ripper !

 

[Rangdo]

Yep, I'd go with No.10 as well.