Advice Needed To Get Rid Of A Fat Cow's Attentions

[Gully]

You spotted my Achillies Heel!

Always playing the gentleman...

Absolutely...she is from 'ampshire after all...wouldn't want her thinking that all Sussex men are munters!

 

[Northstander]

Ask her if she has ever tried Rimming?

 

[wehatepalace]

Just f*** her it'll be funny !

 

[Peteinblack]

If she says, 'You've got a lovely organ...', come back with the retort, 'Yes, but it's not used to playing in a Cathedral!'

 

[wehatepalace]

Just slap her thighs and ride the ripples !

 

[goldstone]

You have learned an important lesson. Never agree to meet someone for the first time unless you know what they look like.

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

remember to strap a plank to your back ..... we wouldn't want you to fall in and be lost forever ....... then again

 

[Taybha]

You heartless swine tell her you love her but just dont say it the normal way men do after sex. Her= do you love me? him = yes ,night zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzzz

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Tell her to f*** off

 

[Spicy]

You're 46 and your MOTHER wants to meet her?

46, your mother wants to meet her, and you are still a virgin. I would say you can't afford to be picky.

 

[Taybha]

must be a wooly

 

[Shinbreath]

Wave some chocolate infront of her face, then throw it so she runs and gets it. Then run away, and never answer your phone to her again.

Better still... Throw it front of a moving lorry

Hmmm, wait... She might ruin the lorry...

Throw it off a railway bridge then

 

[Taybha]

Im just waiting for the thread, Help advice wanted how to get rid of a undernourished 46 year old virgin.