Advice needed on good places to go on a 1st date? (serious answers ony please!)

[Normal Rob]

ok let's get this straight.

You are (both) young.
She is hot (your words)
She likes you.

Don't mess about, go somewhere simple for a drink or perhaps 2. Then f***. And keep f***ing.

Seriously I mean it. Life is for living and the best living can be done when you are young.

 

[Deleted member 18477]

ok let's get this straight.

You are (both) young.
She is hot (your words)
She likes you.

Don't mess about, go somewhere simple for a drink or perhaps 2. Then f***. And keep f***ing.

Seriously I mean it. Life is for living and the best living can be done when you are young.

BALLS DEEP!!! Make sure she licks the mushroom tip too though. If she doesn't... She's not a keeper!

 

[mistahclarke]

Komedia, then for a few drinks and you've got plenty of conversation material if you run out of things to say.

She'll (hopefully) have a laugh then will associate you with having a good time and laughter until the next time, making her more likely to be up for a repeat. winner.

Just don't sit at the front or [MENTION=1318]Comedy Steve[/MENTION] will rip the piss out of you.

 

[ees complicated no?]

Thanks about 90% was good advice!!

 

[maltaseagull]

Thanks about 90% was good advice!!

Is that all you're giving up??

 

[ees complicated no?]

Is that all you're giving up??

What do you mean lol ??

 

[sussexadz121]

Ya need advice on 1st dates ask Kevin bloody Wilson

Brilliant

 

[Hatman1234]

Dolphin Derby.

 

[Mutts Nuts]

I just want to start off by saying I don't know why I'm asking on here as no doubt 90% of the answers given will be stupid ones, but if you lot can for just one thread give a real answer, I'll be very grateful

So following up from my previous thread How long should you wait before dating after a breakup? I'm glad to say I've met this girl, now the problem is I don't know where to go!?!?!

So yh I need some recommendations on activities / restaurants / sights and so on, in the Brighton or maybe London area? Theres not really a budget, but im not going to spend loads on just a meal!

And no I will not be uploading a picture of her

Edit: Also we are planning to make a whole day, not just a few hour!

Did you smash her back doors in

 

[ees complicated no?]

Did you smash her back doors in

We're going out tomorrow mate so maybe I'll post an update to how things go

 

[Nibble]

I just want to start off by saying I don't know why I'm asking on here as no doubt 90% of the answers given will be stupid ones, but if you lot can for just one thread give a real answer, I'll be very grateful

So following up from my previous thread How long should you wait before dating after a breakup? I'm glad to say I've met this girl, now the problem is I don't know where to go!?!?!

So yh I need some recommendations on activities / restaurants / sights and so on, in the Brighton or maybe London area? Theres not really a budget, but im not going to spend loads on just a meal!

And no I will not be uploading a picture of her

Edit: Also we are planning to make a whole day, not just a few hour!

The whole day for a first date? Riiight okay. Sounds wondeful. I would say for an all dayer she is probably expecting it up the arse by lunch. After a quick refreshment, perhaps you could have a cereal bar, she could munch on your ballbag, I'd start working on some arse to mouth action. It'll get the taste of your balls out of her mouth. Spaff on her fizog, wipe your dick on teh curtains and down the pub with your mates by 6 ish I reckon. Do let us all know how it goes.

 

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Nandos!!