Advice Needed - NSFW!!!

[Jahooli]

Unless there are pics coming, why the NSFW?

'nother sexual fantasy waffle?

 

[borowha]

Hey Bromley you clearly never had it in your life otherwise you would be getting on with it rather than talking about it on here.

 

[csider]

she is prob' busy sucking cock, with her fella.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

she's good

 

[SeagullOverBromley]

All i have heard from her was a text saying it was best we don't see each other anymore.

And for all you posters saying that it isn't that big a deal, as far as her parents no, she'd never had a boyfriend or had any sexual contact so walking in on their daughter like that isn't going to go down well.
I suppose that is a lesson on lieing.

Oh and I don't know why they came back that evening as I haven't spoke to her other than receiving a text!

I really liked her

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

There's only one Danny Seagull

 

[Old Greg]

You really liked her? Is she fit? Pics?

 

[NMH]

All i have heard from her was a text saying it was best we don't see each other anymore.

And for all you posters saying that it isn't that big a deal, as far as her parents no, she'd never had a boyfriend or had any sexual contact so walking in on their daughter like that isn't going to go down well.
I suppose that is a lesson on lieing.

Oh and I don't know why they came back that evening as I haven't spoke to her other than receiving a text!

I really liked her

Good to know that karma still goes around and comes around.
You ignored the defloralated virgin after getting your way, now you lose a chick you liked and she doesn't want to have anything to do with you (for chickening out and leaving her to face the music, you complete twat).

Still, it makes for great reading, and we need more from inept wankers since 1066 has resisted posting his growing pains of late.

 

[Flavor Flav]

Go knock for her

 

[Rookie]

What a let down what is the point in the NSFW? Read better things in Dear Deidre

 

[shaolinpunk]

When the parents walked in you should have slowed down, looked at them and said something along the lines of "erm, guys, you're kind of ruining my rhythm here... do you mind?" and then carried on

 

[moggy]

try and contact her mother and see if she wants a good portion too

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

can someone PLEASE post some pictures of TITS

 

[Bluejuice]

You have failed to describe her tits, were they like this:

or more like this...

or perhaps she was a busty young lass?

Or perhaps you don't want us to know you were f***ing a fatty...

P.S. I have now made your thread NSFW, no need to thank me

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

You have failed to describe her tits, were they like this:

or more like this...

or perhaps she was a busty young lass?

Or perhaps you don't want us to know you were f***ing a fatty...

P.S. I have now made your thread NSFW, no need to thank me

mmmmmmmmmmmm spare ribs

 

[Skaville]

This thread reminds me of the time when I met my ex's Mum for the first time. She walked in on us doing doggy style. I was on, for want of a better description, a backstroke. I didn't know if i should pull it out or shove it back in!

 

[Rich Suvner]

This thread reminds me of the time when I met my ex's Mum for the first time. She walked in on us doing doggy style. I was on, for want of a better description, a backstroke. I didn't know if i should pull it out or shove it back in!

legend

ps - that bird above is rank

 

[grummitts gloves]

Could have been worse, you could have wiped your dick on her mum's curtains as you left

 

[BIG GAY AL]

Good to know that karma still goes around and comes around.
You ignored the defloralated virgin after getting your way, now you lose a chick you liked and she doesn't want to have anything to do with you (for chickening out and leaving her to face the music, you complete twat).

Still, it makes for great reading, and we need more from inept wankers since 1066 has resisted posting his growing pains of late.

def agree with NMH shouldnt have left u wimp, thats why she probs dumped u. if you really liked her u would hav stuck around, hopefully youll grow some balls in your next reLATIONSHIP AND learn to put on the door on the latch when your banging your girl, but in the end there plently of fugly fish on match.com so stick yer hook in!

oh and what does NSFW mean?

 

[skipper734]

Are you posting on the right thread Al?:safeway2: