[Football] Adolf H in talks with Crystal Palace

[Farehamseagull]

A thread purely to take a dig at Palace. you are a proper Brighton fan now aren’t you Swanny?!

 

[Swansman]

A thread purely to take a dig at Palace. you are a proper Brighton fan now aren’t you Swanny?!

If I say yes I will have a dozen people moaning about it and demanding explanations and whatnot and if I say no I will have a dozen people moaning about it and demanding explanations and whatnot.

 

[Winker]

And the theme tune to Dad's Army (in part an homage to the Senior Players who Herr Hutler will be bringing in to shore up, er, the attack. I hear that Miroslav Klose may be available. And 'Big' Jurgen Locardia).

I'm guessing nasi goreng would be on the menu in hospitality?

 

[Scappa]

Maybe he'll look to bring back Wayne Hennessey. Would be useful for organizing rallies team bonding sessions

 

[maltaseagull]

If I say yes I will have a dozen people moaning about it and demanding explanations and whatnot and if I say no I will have a dozen people moaning about it and demanding explanations and whatnot.

Best shut up then

 

[Hamilton]

Some news around about Crystal Palace being in talks with Adolf "Adi" Hutter, the Austrian manager who had a lot of success in Germany.

If he does indeed take over, with the first mission being to avoid relegation and later probably trying to conquer Europe, how will it go down in stands all over England? Will people be able not to mention the war? Will Wayne Hennessey return as emergency goalkeeper? Many questions.

Well, it took you two paragraphs to mention it. I’m guessing a few others will struggle as well.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Hütter has only got one ball
Parish has two, but very small
Zaha is somewhat sim-lah
And poor Mateta has no balls at all.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Didn't Nostradamus predict this?

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I went to college with a bloke called Adolph. He told us his name was Antony, but one of us saw some official correspondence he'd carelessly left in our flat. He was known by his nickname (which I won't reveal here as it is unusual and he's quite successful these day). Lovely lad. But what were the parents thinking?

Please make this true. I can't wait to see Parish waving the contract, ink barely dry, at the press conference claiming "This morning I had another talk with the Austrian Chancer, Herr Hütter, and here is the paper which bears his name upon it as well as mine"

Peace in our time! What’s not to like.

why doesn’t he just change his name. Or maybe in a perverse way it’s valuable because it gets him noticed…..

 

[Blues Guitarist]

And the theme tune to Dad's Army (in part an homage to the Senior Players who Herr Hutler will be bringing in to shore up, er, the attack. I hear that Miroslav Klose may be available. And 'Big' Jurgen Locardia).

Spookily I saw Miroslav Klose yesterday. He’s the manger of Austrian team SCR Altach who played RB Salzburg.

 

[perth seagull]

With their Premier League status up in the air, I think Adolf H will provide the final solution to the uncertainty and take Palarse back to the Championship.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Oh please let it happen :
"Who do you think you are kidding Mr Hutter that you won't go down"

 

[Nobby]

Who do you think you are kidding Mr Hutter
If you think the Albion's done
We are the boys who will stop your crappy game
We are the boys who will watch you fail again (and again)
So who do think you are kidding Mr Hutter
If you think the Albion's done.

Mr Tumble goes off to Swindon Town for twenty pounds
But he comes home each evening and he's still a cheating clown

So who do you think you are kidding Mr Hutter
If you think the Albion's done

I'll get me coat........

 

[Change at Barnham]

Mr Tumble goes off to Swindon Town for twenty pounds
But he comes home each evening and he's still a cheating clown

Absolute genius!
Move over Lennon & McCartney

 

[Dinner with Gotsmanov]

And what was the bit about his mother? I feel that somone really ought to call Social Services. In this day and age. Really.

Maybe hi mum will be his first signing? It seems she can get good distance on her kicks….

 

[sir_gullahad]

For a bit of context, a photo of the chap in question....

 

[BadFish]

Who do you think you are kidding Mr Hutter
If you think the Albion's done
We are the boys who will stop your crappy game
We are the boys who will watch you fail again (and again)
So who do think you are kidding Mr Hutter
If you think the Albion's done.

Mr Tumble goes off to Swindon Town for twenty pounds
But he comes home each evening and he's still a cheating clown

So who do you think you are kidding Mr Hutter
If you think the Albion's done

I'll get me coat........

If he gets the job and this isn't sung I will be very disappointed.

 

[PeterT]

Maybe the Holmesdale boys could rename themselves the Hütter Youth?

 

[schmunk]

Maybe the Holmesdale boys could rename themselves the Hütter Youth?

 

[Live by the sea]

The name Adolph has really dipped in popularity in the last 80 years.

High time it made a comeback. I mean all that business was a long time ago now.

Is being a dick a full time job for you ?