Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put Bellotti on the top
Put Bill Archer in the middle
And we'll burn the f***ing lot, except that realistically that could result in criminal prosecutions and so no one would be stupid enough to do it
And it would be really difficult to track them down and forcibly get them to said bonfire anyway
Even though in theory we’d like to
And it's Brighton and Hove Albion
Brighton and Hove Albion FC
We're arguably one of the best teams in the country (statistically speaking)
Due to the fact that we're in the top tier of professional football in the UK
And also because we have a lot more financial resources than the others, so are able to buy better players, pay higher wages, etc, etc
We're on our way, we're on our way,
To the Premier League, we're on our way
How we get there, by finishing in the top 2 of the Championship or winning the play-off final,
How we get there, by scoring more goals than the opposition,
All I know is the financial rewards are very lucrative.
Tony Bloom's Blue and White Army!
Although not really an army, per se
As 'The Seaman's and Soldier's False Character Act 1906'
States that it is against the law in the UK
For someone to pretend that they are in the armed forces
"Leonardo is his name
And he scores 0.448 goals a game
And we don't miss Murray any more
His strike rate was only 0.419
Although - technically - he was better at defending corners than Ulloa
So maybe we do miss him
Especially against the taller more physical sides"
Tony Bloom went to Europe
On a private aircraft.
He brought us back, well nothing really as he doesn't know many of us personally.
Additionally, Jakob Moder arrived at the club from Polish Lech Poznan after a series of protracted negotiations with Lech, his agent and several members of our recruitment team.
Posh Spice is a well-known former pop singer
Who has since gone on to flog overpriced clothing and fashion accessories
And when she's shagging Beckham
That's a normal part of a marital relationship
She is also unlikely to have been much aware of Gary Hart