Abi Titmuss Nude Photos

[Uncle Spielberg]

Just joking

4.10 Newcastle - Showtime Annie - 8/1

" you have not been charged for this information "
" tips can be brought for £ 3 each, 24 hours notice is required "

GG

The Bookie's enemy.

 

[SK1NT]

wanker i got well excited then !

 

[Ding Dong !]

The heading was the most exciting intro to a thread I've read/seen in ages....


you have shattered my dreams..................

 

[Ding Dong !]

And for doing that to me, you can shove your tip up your bleached arris.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Will bring a whole new meaning to the racing announcements:

'Jockeys Will You Please Mount'

'Going down'

'At The Post'

'Going Behind'

And in the case of Gareth's tips:

'Came Second'



Oo-er missus...

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

Aaagghhh you made me look you B*STARD. Now I'm not sure what to do.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

GET ON AND GET ON LARGE, I AM !.

Gareth Glover says

" this horse is an absolute beauty and is sure to win. I am so confident that I am putting my weekly whiskey money on it ".

 

[GUNTER]

There are near-nude pics in NUTS this week. I don't buy it but cast a glance on the news shelves!

 

[Theatre of Trees]

 

[Man of Harveys]

I'm sorry...but it would be rather a nasty little irony if one of these horses had to be shot dead - in public, of course - because it happened to break its leg...

Because that's what these horsey types do at racecourses. I've seen it happen at Fontwell.

It's a disgrace! Scumbags! I'm crying here! etc etc.

 

[Gazwag]

GET ON AND GET ON LARGE, I AM !.

Gareth Glover says

" this horse is an absolute beauty and is sure to win. I am so confident that I am putting my weekly whiskey money on it ".

Looks like its meths for you this week then

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

GG's tip may well have been shot by a sniper on the course - cos it certainly didn't finish in the first four. But then you probably guessed that anyway aye?

 

[saafend_seagull]

Newcastle 4:10

1st (10) Newcorp Lad 8-1

2nd (17) Intavac Boy 20-1

3rd (4) Mobane Flyer 5-1 Jt Fav

4th (5) Sarraaf 16-1

17 ran
Also: 5-1 Jt Fav Pepper Road
Newcastle 4:10

1st (10) Newcorp Lad 8-1

2nd (17) Intavac Boy 20-1

3rd (4) Mobane Flyer 5-1 Jt Fav

4th (5) Sarraaf 16-1

17 ran
Also: 5-1 Jt Fav Pepper Road

 

[Croydonbloke]

Gutted!!.
That weren`t one of the horses you backed outside Brighton station by any chance.

 

[Titanic]

No surprise there then, eh Pinsticker ?

 

[Titanic]

GG

The Bookie's enemy.

Shouldn't that be 'The Bookie's Enema' ?

They laugh so much when you place your bets, they shit themselves

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I will have to have all my cigarette money for the week on Najeebon in the 5.00 Salisbury.

 

[Titanic]

5.00 Salisbury
1st 13 Goodenough Mover 33-1
2nd 11 Totally Yours (IRE) 66-1
3rd 9 Ok Pal 25-1
4th 12 Kingscross 9-1

Now there's a surprise !!

Good way to give up smoking, eh Pinsticker ??

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

If GG were to back horses not to win - or even place! - on Betfair he'd be a self-made millionaire by now

 

[the uninformed]

I have a tip that will actually make you money GG. If you have a spread betting account, sell UK stock IAP. You'll be able to re-stock that whiskey cabinet in no time.