A Wank

[Wozza]

Andreas Wank just slipped to 10th place in the large hill ski jumping in Zakopane.

http://uk.yahoo.eurosport.com/skijumping/zakopane/2009-2010/liveperson_mtc361296.shtml

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Well done, Andreas.

Let's have a Big Hand for A Wank.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

commentator's nightmare when visibilty is poor and has to say " I think that was Wank"

 

[8ace]

Yep nice one, for a while I didn't think he'd pull it off.

 

[Trigger]

I saw the end of his last run, it was an exciting climax during his final strokes as white stuff went flying everywhere!

 

[Harley S]

Well done, Andreas.

Let's have a Big Hand for A Wank.

Just spilt my beer reading this - thanks !!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Oooh, this looks like a perfect excuse to add some other sportsmen and women with comedy names.

Think he's already made an appearance on the Chris(?) Holroyd thread, but please be introduced to York City's Michael Gash

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Oooh, this looks like a perfect excuse to add some other sportsmen and women with comedy names.

Are we allowed to include the names of whole sports?

Such as SMART TOSSING?

Amsterdam craze: tossing Smart cars into the canals | DutchAmsterdam.nl

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Screw the sportsmen, in fact, let's just include ANYONE with a greatly amusing name.

This lady is Dr Lisa Minge, MD, of Boise, Idaho. Specialist in.....gynaecology

 

[Trigger]

Ex Paraguay defender, Chiqui Arce!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Dr Andre L. Tits, Professor of Electrical Engineering at the University of Maryland.

It would please me greatly if he had a sister who married Andreas Wank.






...

 

[Spun Cuppa]

This one always raises, er, a smile...

 

[Lord Bracknell]

It would please me greatly

What?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

 

[Playing On The Grit]

Dong Suk Yuk never really took to being gay

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Herr Thomas Wanker (that's Mr Wanker to you)

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Andreas Wank just slipped to 10th place in the large hill ski jumping in Zakopane.

http://uk.yahoo.eurosport.com/skijumping/zakopane/2009-2010/liveperson_mtc361296.shtml

The question might have to be WHY were you looking on Eurosport.com at ski jump stats?

Go and find a pub and begin drinking heavily

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Welcome Bender, PhD, Professor of Biological Chemistry and Molecular Pharmacology at Harvard Medical School. Those crazy Americans.

 

[Gritt23]

The question might have to be WHY were you looking on Eurosport.com at ski jump stats?

Go and find a pub and begin drinking heavily

Wozza is the unluckiest man in the World. He googled "Wank" and followed the only link that wasn't porn!

 

[Wozza]

Just a coincidence.

I was actually searching for 'large + men + lycra'.