[Misc] A very humbling experience (childbirth)

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Insel affe

HellBilly
Feb 23, 2009
25,156
Brighton factually.....
On Tuesday evening at precisely 8:54pm, Mrs DFP gave birth to our first child, a little boy weighing 6lbs15. As yet his name is still undecided.
Quite simply, I have never witnessed anything like it. The will, determination and courage she displayed rendered me speechless, and paralysed with emotion. I was full of tears well before he arrived as my good lady battled on without any pain relief whatsoever :eek: I do not know how they do it. Truly incredible.

Congratulation to your family and your new addition young Pascal....

Now your life truly begins, enjoy every moment as time now literally seems to fly by.
 


Tim Over Whelmed

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NSC Patron
Jul 24, 2007
10,798
Arundel
Congratulations and you're right, a truly magical and emotional event. Always remember though conception should take place in October thus removing the chance of any inconvenience during the football season, schoolboy error!
 




Shirty

Daring to Zlatan
My best mate hilariously described witnessing the birth of his first child as equal to ‘watching his favourite pub burn down!’

Congratulations my friend!!


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I think your best friend may have been watching Bridget Jones' Baby.

Congrats to the FDP clan.
 




Chicken Run

Member Since Jul 2003
NSC Patron
Jul 17, 2003
20,868
We actually did consider having it freeze dried and made into tablets, but no, it very much stayed in hospital. The size of the thing :eek:

When my first was born 23 years ago no one told me about it, horrible looking thing! Placenta was a bit weird looking too[emoji50]
 








alfredmizen

Banned
Mar 11, 2015
6,342
On Tuesday evening at precisely 8:54pm, Mrs DFP gave birth to our first child, a little boy weighing 6lbs15. As yet his name is still undecided.
Quite simply, I have never witnessed anything like it. The will, determination and courage she displayed rendered me speechless, and paralysed with emotion. I was full of tears well before he arrived as my good lady battled on without any pain relief whatsoever :eek: I do not know how they do it. Truly incredible.

congrats mate
 










Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
7,311
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
I hope this doesn't stop you from turning up to play football this Saturday? :goal:
 


MattBackHome

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
11,991
On Tuesday evening at precisely 8:54pm, Mrs DFP gave birth to our first child, a little boy weighing 6lbs15. As yet his name is still undecided.
Quite simply, I have never witnessed anything like it. The will, determination and courage she displayed rendered me speechless, and paralysed with emotion. I was full of tears well before he arrived as my good lady battled on without any pain relief whatsoever :eek: I do not know how they do it. Truly incredible.

Lovely stuff - welcome new baby Seagull! My advice is to soak up every moment because the time just DISAPPEARS. Mine are 3 and a half and 8 months now and I genuinely don't know where the time has gone.
 




The Clamp

Well-known member
Jan 11, 2016
27,183
West is BEST
On Tuesday evening at precisely 8:54pm, Mrs DFP gave birth to our first child, a little boy weighing 6lbs15. As yet his name is still undecided.
Quite simply, I have never witnessed anything like it. The will, determination and courage she displayed rendered me speechless, and paralysed with emotion. I was full of tears well before he arrived as my good lady battled on without any pain relief whatsoever :eek: I do not know how they do it. Truly incredible.

Congratulations. You've made me feel bilious. Good news but don't get carried away.
 










jonnyrovers

mostly tinpot
Aug 13, 2013
1,181
Shoreham-by-Sea
I think your best friend may have been watching Bridget Jones' Baby.

Congrats to the FDP clan.

Are you tell me he’s a plagiarist?! He’s been claiming that as his own for years. Reckon I can get some mileage out of this....


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