a thread of odd sights that may just happen in brighton?

[Danny-Boy]

In my street we've got a full-op tranny who goes out and deliberately feeds the pigeons every afternoon. If anyone goes up - and some have - to ask him/her to desist he resumes his "Little Britain" voice with with very Laddee...type language.

 

[Danny-Boy]

12 years ago, we were on the beach (on a proper hot May Sunday) and two gayers literally started shagging about 20 feet in front of us. The giver lasted about 20 seconds.

I'm not a prude, but I thought that was a shit thing to do, on a crowded family beach at 4pm in the afternoon.

You'ld have been selling tickets to watch if they'd been wimmin

 

[Danny-Boy]

I saw a bloke sitting at a bus stop in Moulsecoomb - when I got closer I realised he was having a crap ... and the evidence was right in front of me.

Are you sure it wasn't outside Withdean after a game?

 

[Simster]

You'ld have been selling tickets to watch if they'd been wimmin

You say that, but if such wimmin had only lasted 20 seconds, the crowd would be demanding their money back.

 

[Danny-Boy]

You say that, but if such wimmin had only lasted 20 seconds, the crowd would be demanding their money back.

Depends how much he was asking..

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

There was Desmond, a big black guy, who used to hang around West St in the 70's and smoked fat cigars by sticking them up his nose. Nice bloke though.

 

[nwgull]

I had to deliver a package to the Palace Pier one day and was feeling rather down for some reason or other. As I walked to the front bit this black car pulled up and out jumps a lovely young sawt opens her black plastic mac not 8 feet away from me and a bloke she was with starts taking photos.

Her nakedness was a sight to behold and fair cheered me up! I copped a right eyefull

Was it Razzle that used to do a monthly feature of a porn shoot in a town centre in broad daylight? I guess this was their Brighton shoot and this hit and run method was how they managed to pull it off.

 

[The Spanish]

Was it Razzle that used to do a monthly feature of a porn shoot in a town centre in broad daylight? I guess this was their Brighton shoot and this hit and run method was how they managed to pull it off.

the award for most self incriminating post of the year shortlist has just been shook right up.

 

[nwgull]

the award for most self incriminating post of the year shortlist has just been shook right up.

shit! forgot that no one else wanks or has ever looked at porn.