A thread full of NSC insults.

[Gwylan]

dumass big-faced bastard

Still the best insult on NSC ...ever.

 

[dougdeep]

Thou art as a cuckoo in June, heard but not regarded.

 

[The Large One]

Shut it, you GANGRENOUS LUMP OF TUBERCULOTIC SPUNK-UP.

 

[Biscuit]

back off...PREV.

 

[B.M.F]

Gareth Glovers tips are an insult

 

[chez]

Gareth Glovers tips are an insult

My dog tips on the other hand are not tp be sneered at!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

fucktard

 

[Soul Finger]

Cockknocker

 

[ManOnTheRun]

Cockknocker

I've told you before theres only one K you dozy Cocknocker ....

 

[Soul Finger]

I've told you before theres only one K you dozy Cocknocker ....

And I've told you before there's an apostrophe in there's.

C o c k k n o c k e r

 

[ManOnTheRun]

And I've told you before there's an apostrophe in there's.

C o c k k n o c k e r

Oh no, Cocknocked on my own Cocknock ..

What an absolute Cocknocker

 

[Titanic]

NSPer

 

[CHAPPERS]

I think NSP can take credit for most of these.

You BUFFOONS.

 

[Soul Finger]

Oh no, Cocknocked on my own Cocknock ..

What an absolute Cocknocker

Chuckle, chuckle vision, ch-ch chuckle vision.

 

[looney]

When you shovel handed Pangolians manage to think up an insult that begins to measure up to your worthless existence on this planet and exceeds your usual monosymbalic jabber let me know. Untill then re-insert your fists into your arse and continue to drool pretty patterns over your mousepads, jerkstains.

 

[El Presidente]

Spunkbubbler

 

[Marc]

my fave from Coming To America (ok NOT NSC but still) is:

"You Sweat from a Baboons Balls"


*****stainmepants is another good one from NSP

 

[alan partridge]

When you shovel handed Pangolians manage to think up an insult that begins to measure up to your worthless existence on this planet and exceeds your usual monosymbalic jabber let me know. Untill then re-insert your fists into your arse and continue to drool pretty patterns over your mousepads, jerkstains.

as we've said before looney wooney, we make ours up ourselves

 

[looney]

I know a jizz drinking dope like you is jelous of my skillz but change the track, your getting f***ing boring Bobo.

 

[alan partridge]