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Did you here about the dyslexic who was invited to a TOGA party?........... He went dressed as a GOAT
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Did you here about the dyslexic who was invited to a TOGA party?........... He went dressed as a GOAT
Stumpy Tim
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An Australian guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands. Jill, the Australian barmaid takes his order and notices his Australian accent. Over the course of the night they talk quite a bit. At the end of the night he asks her if she wants to sleep with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for the deed.
Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees. The next night the guy turns up again and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. She figures in for a penny in for a pound - especially if it was as fantastic the night before - so she agrees.
This goes on for 5 nights. On the sixth night the guy comes into the bar. But this night he orders a beer and just goes and sits in the corner. Jill is disappointed and thinks that maybe she should pay him more attention. She goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he is from and he tells her Melbourne. "So am I" she says. What suburb in Melbourne?" "Glen Iris" he says. "That's amazing" she says, "so am I - what street?" "Cameo street" he says."
"This is unbelievable" she says, "what number?".
He says "Number 20" and she is astonished. You are not going to believe this" she says, "I'm from number 22 and my parents still live there!".
"I know" he says "your father gave me $1,000 to give to you!"
He who drinks Australian - thinks Australian.
Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees. The next night the guy turns up again and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. She figures in for a penny in for a pound - especially if it was as fantastic the night before - so she agrees.
This goes on for 5 nights. On the sixth night the guy comes into the bar. But this night he orders a beer and just goes and sits in the corner. Jill is disappointed and thinks that maybe she should pay him more attention. She goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he is from and he tells her Melbourne. "So am I" she says. What suburb in Melbourne?" "Glen Iris" he says. "That's amazing" she says, "so am I - what street?" "Cameo street" he says."
"This is unbelievable" she says, "what number?".
He says "Number 20" and she is astonished. You are not going to believe this" she says, "I'm from number 22 and my parents still live there!".
"I know" he says "your father gave me $1,000 to give to you!"
He who drinks Australian - thinks Australian.
Stumpy Tim
Well-known member
A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing just some Y-fronts.
"what have you come as?"
"premature ejaculation"
"what do you mean?"
"i've come in my pants."
"what have you come as?"
"premature ejaculation"
"what do you mean?"
"i've come in my pants."