A Thread full of Joke du Jours

[alan partridge]

lol, excellent stuff

did you know that the pope's pants are holey


or is it holy?

 

[Lammy]

I thought it was funny!

 

[Lammy]

Some of us on here are able to read the point the poster is making without the need to knit pick!

 

[bhaexpress]

Lammy ! How many times !!! The word is 'NIT' not 'KNIT' you nit !

 

[Lammy]

 

[bhaexpress]

Probably the most feeble joke of the day

Why does an Elephant have four feet ?


Because six inches isn't long enough.

 

[Beach Hut]

Stupid and not funny

 

[bhaexpress]

Told you it was feeble.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

You never said it was THAT feeble

 

[bhaexpress]

I've retitled the thread okay ?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

 

[afters]

I've retitled the thread okay ?

you could also merge this thread with the caption competition...such poor quality hasn't been witnessed since the scottish festival of football...

 

[bhaexpress]

The idea is to spurn far wittier post like yours Afters !

 

[tedebear]

Can I add my feeble joke - its very funny, well made me laugh...

What did one angel say to the other??

Halo there

 

[CHAPPERS]

Jokes - not for the easily offended

Q What's brown, comes out of the ring, and
goes round the bend?



A: Frank Bruno


Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?


A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.



boom boom.

 

[Locky]

I'm Offended !!

 

[Italiaseagull]

Whats worse than letting Michael Jackson babysit your kids?

Letting Ian Huntley give them a bath.


(apologies in advance)

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Q. How does Michael Jackson finish off his dinner parties?

A. By passing round the Under Eights

 

[CHAPPERS]

What's the best thing about shagging 28 year olds?


There's twenty of them...

 

[Artois]

Q. How does Michael Jackson finish off his dinner parties?

A. By passing round the Under Eights