A thread full of Christmas

[Deleted member 18477]

- turkey and chicken with stuffing, pigs in blanket and all the rest
- mince pies, Terry's chocolate orange and cadburys dream fingers, cheese savouries
- christmas songs as follows...

Darlene Love - All alone on christmas,
train - shake up christmas,
Chris rea - driving home for christmas,
shakin Stevens - merry christmas everyone,
Michael buble - it's beginning to look a lot like christmas,
Michael buble - holly jolly christmas,
Michael buble - christmas (baby please come home)

Buble's christmas album is amazing

Fairytale of New York is overrated! Still good though!

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

We prefer chicken to turkey in our house, and nothing wrong with brussel sprouts at any time of year. After the grub and grog we normally have a festive knees-up to some old skool classics:

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shame on me for retelling the old joke but what have these three scum bags and father Christmas got in common?
They all empty their sacks in childrens bedrooms.

 

[Barnham Seagull]

1:- Pork loin stuffed with Prunes soaked in Armagnac with roast veg
2:-Stinky cheese, cold meats and pickles (pickled walnuts). Chocolate coated brazil nuts.
3:- Chris Rea - driving home for christmas

 

[Sharpybhafc]

1) Herb Crusted rack of lamb + all the trimmings. (F*cking hate turkey) time for a change.

2) Rioja and lots of stinky cheese!

3) White Xmas Bing Crosby.

 

[spig100963]

The holly and the ivy adorn the festive walls
Then a man with pen and clipboard resolutely calls

The holly looks too spiky, a safety risk he fears,
Such dangers must be stopped or all will end in tears.

A risk assessment would be wise, I really think you should
Before you make the mince pies or stir the Christmas pud.

Santa Claus? He must not call without a CRB check
Before he visits children on his annual Christmas trek

The reindeer may have foot and mouth and really shouldn't come
Just patting them may give you nasty diseases of the tum.

The lights upon the Christmas tree may give a nasty shock
The wiring may be faulty, an expert should take stock.

Christmas cards and wrapping a fire risk they may be
Wisest not to buy them and thus be hazard free.

Oh dear the snow is falling, the paths you must keep clear
A fall and broken bones will surely cost you dear.

Eat, drink and be merry, but what about your health?
Cirrhosis and obesity creep up with scary stealth.

Hanging in the doorway I see there's mistletoe,
I'm sorry but it's poisonous, it will really have to go.

A brilliant thought is offered, a really clever plan.
"Why not cancel Christmas?" says the Health & Safety man.

 

[withdeanwombat]

It was Christmas Day in the cookhouse
The happiest day of the year.
Mens hearts was full of gladness
Their bellies full of beer
When up stood Private Shorthouse
His face as bold as brass
Sang "I don't want no Christmas pudding...............


Sausage egg and chips
A chocolate Magnum
Chipped half pint mug of tea.

Packet of humbugs.

We Didn't Start the Fire................Billy Joel.

 

[OzMike]

1. Indian roast lamb leg, big leg of lamb smothered in an indian mixed spicey with cloves home made paste, wrapped in cling film and left to marinade for 3 days and then slowly roasted outside on the barbeque with the lid down at a 180/200 degree heat, accompanied by appropriate vegetables roasted with it; including curried sprouts!
2. 'Baker's Delight' own brand mince pie ith cream and ice cream, they are a seriously yummy mince pie, expensive but worth it.
3. 'I believe in Father Christmas' by Greg Lake, which I will be performing at a gig next Saturday.
Droooooooool!

 

[spig100963]

Was thinking about getting my missus one of these for Christmas

Dyson DC29 Vacuum

 

[Janbha]

not really noticed this before this year but newhaven seems awash with blue and white christmas lights , is this just chance or has there been a sale on at the Amex , looks good and how good would it look from the air with the whole of sussex draped in blue and white light

 

[Everest]

Dance Fitness - Jingle Bell Rock gone VERY wrong! LOL - YouTube

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