A Song for Poyet - THE FINAL

[Firingblanks1]

Never mind Gus...what about a song for Villa tomorrow

How about:
‘Where were you…where were, where were you in 1910’
The year we beat them in the Charity Shield and the last time 3,000 of the Albion following tomorrow went to a home game!
Or if the Villa fans won’t sing back… What about singing amongst ourselves.
Where were you when we were shit…Oops. Forgot, we still are!

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

None are very original.... like 1 but 4 is made for the terraces so 4 it is.

 

[Wilko]

There are some SPAZZOs on here I tell thee, just put one of them down you indecisive goons.

song 2 for me.

 

[Mendoza]

Song 2

the ArgUs have printed another story about a song for gus, but it's no way near as soul destroying as the video

 

[Conkers]

Where on earth is the poll? Anyhoo, number 3.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

No 4 realistically.

I do like 2. I do wanna dance with Gus Poyet.

What about Easy's version of Angels ?

 

[FLOG GNAW]

4

 

[Monsieur Le Plonk]

Right, about bloody someone took this important task by the scruff of the neck and sorted things out.

1.TUNE:Black Adder theme / ARTIST:Withdean Wombat
Gus Poyet,Gus Poyet,
He's got a cunning plan
Gus Poyet Gus Poyet,
The Albion's Wonderman.

2.TUNE:Whitney Houston's I Wanna Dance with Somebody / ARTIST: Scotty Mac
i wanna dance with gus poyet
i wanna feel the heat with gus poyet
yeaaahhhhh wanna dance with gus poyet
with gus poyet who loves me

3.TUNE:Happy Days / ARTIST: Scotty Mac
sunday, monday, gus poyet!
tuesday, wednesday, gus poyet!
thursday, friday, gus poyet!
saturday, gus poyet, rocking all week with gus
These days are ourrrrrrrrrrssss! (as everyone jumps around finishing with "O'happy days" as it tails off)

4.TUNE:It must be Love by Madness / ARTIST: Maffew
It must be Gus, GUS, GUS
It must be Gus, GUS, GUS
It must be Gus, GUS, GUS
It must be Gus, GUS, GUS
Nothing more, nothing less
GUS is the best

5.TUNE:Prince Charming by Adam & the Ants / ARTIST: Jahooli
Gus Poyet
Gus Poyet
You're the Guv'nor
Show 'em what you're made of.


Commended: sorry, all Dean Martin covers are too Arsenal-related so they're disqualified.

Great effort in trying to sort this out Portlock.
1. Great idea but needs another verse for it to work.
2. Ridiculously gay.
3. This has to be the winner.
4. Silver medal.
5. This was surely put forward for comedy value?

 

[Simster]

Some of them sound quite good on here but they would all make crap chants IMO.

It needs to be a simple and recognisable tune, the words mustn't come out too fast, and there can't be too many of them if you expect people to join in.

If any of them are going to make it, it's number 4.

 

[LA1972]

Gus Gus super Gus
Gus Gus super Gus
Gus Gus super Gus
super Guto Poyet

The old ones are the best! Stick to what you know

 

[Cullip4]

Is it too late to add an entry to the tune of Lion Sleeps Tonight although someone will have to sing the high bits!!

There was a man from Uruguay,
Called the almighty Gus,
He came to Brighton with Tarrico
To take the Seagulls up

Oh Gus Poyet, Oh Gus Poyet
Oh Gus Poyet, Oh Gus Poyet
Oh Gus Poyet, Oh Gus Poyet
Oh Gus

Oh Gus Poyet, Oh Gus Poyet
Oh Gus Poyet, Oh Gus Poyet
Oh Gus Poyet, Oh Gus Poyet
Oh Gus


Repeat Ad Nauseam

 

[Gav1901]

GUSTAVO POYET
He'll make the seagulls fly
Gustavo Poyet
Brighton will never die
Gustavo Poyet
We will always love you

(Tune of "Can't take my eyes off you" )

 

[Gav1901]

Mine a possible late entry perhaps ?

 

[withdeanwombat]

For heavens sake.It's a bit of fun.If they are too short,repeat several times.And,no,even I cannot drink enough to sing one of them,

BUT,the winner is...........entry number................







FOUR.

 

[Billy the Fish]

As inventive as they are, none of those will work at a football match.

 

[withdeanwombat]

He's all the way from Uruguay

His team is better than the Villa

And if you dare to ask him why

He'll stuff your mouth with Pollyfiller


Gus Poyet etc

To Blackadder.

It's longer,it's stronger

And I still couldn't drink enough to sing it!

 

[dahdevon]

whatever happened to that angels version....
that would work.just shorten it perhaps?

 

[Notters]

Numbers 1 and 3 are too high, they wouldn't work, great ideas though they are. It has to be 2.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

oi...! i came up with number 4 chant and i want my royalties please....
bloody cheek...

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

BTW - for what it's worth , i'm all for number 3 !