A Song for Kayal

[hans kraay fan club]

Didn't West Ham used to sing a version of this for Eyal Berkovic? Sure I remember it sounding pretty good.

Maybe

I've not heard it, but I LIKE it.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Why does it seem that, when tasked with making songs, at any one moment in time, fans seem to only have 1 or two generic templates which they use?

Anyway,

To Daddy Cool

Beram. Beram Kayal (HONK)
Beram. Beram Kayal (HONK)

To YMCA

Let me hear you say BER-AM-KAY-AL
BER-RAM-KAY-AL
He came from Celtic, on a real good deal
In fact he was quite the steal.

BER-AM-KAY-AL


To Karma Chameleon (I imagine I've spelt that incorrectly)

KAYA KAYA KAYA KAYA KAYA-BERAM-KAYAL
Played in Glasgow
He runs the show-oww

To Beach Boys "Barbara-ann"

BER-BER-BER
BER-BER-BERAM
BER BER BER
BER BER BERAM
BER BER BER
BER BER BERAM
BER BER BER
BER BER BER BER BERAAAAMMMMM
He's a god-fine mannnnnnn

Watch him if you please
as he passes with great ease
BER-BER-BERAM

 

[Easy 10]

To the tune of "Oh Carol"

Oh Kayal, I’m in love with you
Kayal you’re perfect, in our 4-4-2
Your passing leaves me mesmerised
Our midfield general, and you’re circumcised

 

[Goldstone1976]

...and you’re circumcised

Spat my tea out!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

To the tune of "Oh Carol"

Oh Kayal, I’m in love with you
Kayal you’re perfect, in our 4-4-2
Your passing leaves me mesmerised
Our midfield general, and you’re circumcised

Terrific work, but not sure about the last line - he's NOT Jewish, innit.

 

[Easy 10]

Terrific work, but not sure about the last line - he's NOT Jewish, innit.

Just an assumption on my part, I must admit.

 

[shaolinpunk]

To the tune of "Oh Carol"

Oh Kayal, I’m in love with you
Kayal you’re perfect, in our 4-4-2
Your passing leaves me mesmerised
Our midfield general, and you’re circumcised

Let's have a whole range based on the works of Neil Sedaka.

I love I love I love I love my Beram Kayal
Yeah sweet Beram Kayal
I love I love I love I love my Beram Kayal
Each and every day of the year

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Where it began,
I can't begin to knowin'
But then I know it's growing strong

Was in the spring
And spring became the summer
Who'd have believed you'd come along.

Hands, touchin' hands
Reachin' out, touchin' me, touchin' you

Ber-am Kay-al
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would
But now I...

...look at The Amex
And it don't seem so lonely
We fill it up with STHs

And when we lose
Hurtin' runs off my shoulders
How can I hurt when watching you?

Warm, touchin' warm
Reachin' out, touchin' me, touchin' you

Ber-am Kay-al
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined,
To believe they never would
Oh, no, no

Ber-am Kay-al
Good times never seemed so good
Ber-am Kay-al
I believe they never could
Ber-am Kay-al
Good times never seemed so good
Ber-am Kay-al ...

 

[MattBackHome]

To the 'tune' of "Come on, come on" by Gary Glitter:

KayAL, Kay-al
KayAL, Kay-al
KayAL, Kay-al Kayal

 

[hans kraay fan club]

To the 'tune' of "Come on, come on" by Gary Glitter:

KayAL, Kay-al
KayAL, Kay-al
KayAL, Kay-al Kayal

You don't hear much of his stuff these days, do you?

Good shout.

 

[Wellesley]

Terrific work, but not sure about the last line - he's NOT Jewish, innit.

That buggers my "You're so underrated and you're genitally mutilated" song then.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

To the tune of . . . . well you can work it out

(sotto)

He's a footballer, oh yes, oy vey!
He thrills us with de-light-ful play

and repeated loudly

Followed by

He wears long studs, a stripey shirt, some shin pads and the star*
He wished he'd been a goaly, just like his dear papa

He chops down Owls**, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory
On Tuesdays he goes chopping, and has battered *Owls for tea

*star of Israel, obvs

**Can be varied according to who we are playing

 

[Petee]

Bring back Kayal
Beram Kayal
I just don't think you understand
If you don't start Kayal
Beram Kayal
You're gonna have a riot on your hands!

This is one for if he is benched again!

 

[LlcoolJ]

Falling asleep I just got an earworm of "don't drop Kayal, Beram Kayal, I just don't think you understand...etc" so looked for this thread. And then saw the last post on it.

Freaky.