A sobering thought

[CHAPPERS]

I bet it won't smell that bad, I reckon Furnish is the type of guy who uses an anal douche on a regular basis.

 

[Chesney Christ 1]

how's the human race supposed to evolve and progress if the men are f***ing each other up the arse and the women are playing scissor sisters??

Evolve?? Are you not fully evolved then?

 

[magoo]

Evolve?? Are you not fully evolved then?

of course not! it's an on going process.

 

[Dr Feelgood]

I bet it won't smell that bad, I reckon Furnish is the type of guy who uses an anal douche on a regular basis.

I can picture it now, Its ok Elton my ringpiece smells like Chanel No5.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I can picture it now, Its ok Elton my ringpiece smells like Chanel No5.

"That's OK David, cos I've sprayed my todger with Deepheat No.9"

 

[Chesney Christ 1]

of course not! it's an on going process.

So you want to be more evolved than you currently are? And why does the human race need to evolve?

 

[Dave the OAP]

because of the hole in the Ozone layer, air is escaping and therefore people will need to be taller and have bigger noses to gte what ever is left.....that is why we need to evolve

 

[Chesney Christ 1]

because of the hole in the Ozone layer, air is escaping and therefore people will need to be taller and have bigger noses to gte what ever is left.....that is why we need to evolve

I am 6ft with a big nose, I should be alright.

 

[Silent Bob]

So you want to be more evolved than you currently are?

Yes.

I want wings.

 

[Bakesy]

A mate of mine that i used to play golf with is a decorator, and he decorated Elton's flat in London...............Apparently there were hundreds of 'cock' ornaments everywhere and bite marks in the window sills........

 

[Chesney Christ 1]

Its a great argument against gay marriage though:

"no they can't do it, we'll stop evolving"

Heard them all now.....

 

[Icy Gull]

[B and bite marks in the window sills [/B]

 

[Seagullible]

did we ever chant 'do you take it up the arse?' at Vicarage road

 

[Eggmundo]

I expect Elton will be practising his Tromboning technique tonight.
I don't like Gays, they talk funny and have clammy hands.

 

[Pavilionaire]

A mate of mine that i used to play golf with is a decorator, and he decorated Elton's flat in London...............Apparently there were hundreds of 'cock' ornaments everywhere and bite marks in the window sills........

I'm sure Elton's left a few bite marks on the furnishure as well, if you know what I mean...

 

[Napper]

PC brigade far to eager in this thread , I will simply keep my views to myself

 

[Dave the OAP]

PC brigade far to eager in this thread , I will simply keep my views to myself

go on...you know you want to....

 

[Seagullible]

PC brigade far to eager in this thread , I will simply keep my views to myself

boring bastard

 

[Silent Bob]

PC brigade far to eager in this thread , I will simply keep my views to myself

Agreed.

All I will say is this; gay people are disgusting and should be forced to have FAG branded on their forehead, so all normal people can identify them.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

DIRTY FAG would look better, its just not normal