a seagull just tried to kill me

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

im outside having a cup of tea while deciding where to put my tomato plants and i catch something out the corner of my eye and duck instinctively.
next thing i know a seagull (one of them big buggers) flies straight into my wall by my head.
blood splattered up the wall and its lying on the floor squawking...then the dog decides he gonna join in.
now im left with a dead seagull in several bits in various parts of the garden.

its put me right off me pork chops

 

[Yorkie]

It wouldn't dare.

Kami kaze seagull

 

[Bakesy]

im outside having a cup of tea while deciding where to put my tomato plants and i catch something out the corner of my eye and duck instinctively.
next thing i know a seagull (one of them big buggers) flies straight into my wall by my head.
blood splattered up the wall and its lying on the floor squawking...then the dog decides he gonna join in.
now im left with a dead seagull in several bits in various parts of the garden.

its put me right off me pork chops

 

[William Chops]

Cool, it is working. I'm currently training another gull to take out Dave The Gaffer.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

It would have been a Herring Gull

 

[Basil Fawlty]

im outside having a cup of tea while deciding where to put my tomato plants and i catch something out the corner of my eye and duck instinctively.
next thing i know a seagull (one of them big buggers) flies straight into my wall by my head.
blood splattered up the wall and its lying on the floor squawking...then the dog decides he gonna join in.
now im left with a dead seagull in several bits in various parts of the garden.

its put me right off me pork chops

What is that coming from the sky, is it a kamikaze Seagull..........

 

[Soul Finger]

Cool, it is working. I'm currently training another gull to take out Dave The Gaffer.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

when seagulls attack...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/northwest/fun/pages/whenseagullsattack.shtml

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

It would have been a Herring Gull

must have been a big bastard herring gull

 

[Conkers]

when seagulls attack...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/northwest/fun/pages/whenseagullsattack.shtml

You would have thought with TV license money they could have made a better game than THAT. i used to play more graphically pleasing/interesting games on my school BBC computer. you got to make your own tunes and everything

 

[seagurn]

Tora,tora,tora

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Duck!

 

[Spunk Bubble]

Heard a story once about an old lady walking along the promenade with her small dog. Two rather large seagulls swooped down on the pooch and carried it out to sea.

 

[pasty]

I always keep one of these handy out on the patio.

 

[Trufflehound]

Why is everyone getting in such a flap about this?

 

[Bakesy]

SEAGULLS ARE MEANT TO BE PROTECTED AREN'T THEY......DAVE'S DOG SHOULD BE UP BEFORE THE BEAK.....

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Should have just given it the bird.

 

[Trufflehound]

DAVE'S DOG SHOULD BE UP BEFORE THE BEAK.....

I agree. Looks like the dog's scored an own gull there.

 

[withdeanwombat]

A seagull would have scored a direct hit.Probably a pigeon in fancy dress.

 

[portslade seagull]

seeing that you wee bent over it was probably attempting to rodger you