A sad day...

[seagullondon]

The hare is out the trap. Just about to go for the wipe...

the tension is unbearable

 

[Giraffe]

One smooth wipe, no residue, it's a textbook delivery.

 

[Giraffe]

And there goes the salute.

 

[Prodigal Son]

to which question?

Oh do keep up please;

Q. Why they don't just fix them permanently I don't know?

A. Now have to buy some more.

Not "proppa gramma" but you get the point.

 

[Durlston]

Lost a bet when Valencia scored a fourth goal in the 93rd minute in their Copa Del Rey match

 

[brightn'ove]

Oh do keep up please;

Q. Why they don't just fix them permanently I don't know?

A. Now have to buy some more.

Not "proppa gramma" but you get the point.

 

[brakespear]

That happened to me the other day.

Why they don't just fix them permanently I don't know.

Now have to buy some more.

because some of us have smaller ear cavities than others.

 

[Prodigal Son]

 

[Mr Burns]

Speak for yourself, I have just had an excellent POO. Solid, smooth, single wipe with NO residue and I saluted it as it sailed down the pan.

Funny you should say that, cause I was wondering about that earlier.

Is it diet, or what is it that makes your poo as it is?

I seem to go through 5 day cycles.

At the moment I am using about 3 and a half rolls of paper to wipe up after a dump, but then in a few days it'll go to single wipe (would actually be no wipe at all if i didn't have to do test wipe)

Can anyone shed any light on this, considering its a slow news day

 

[El Presidente]

There are three different sizes.

True, small, medium and Keith Dublin, if the stories are true.

 

[El Presidente]

Funny you should say that, cause I was wondering about that earlier.

Is it diet, or what is it that makes your poo as it is?

I seem to go through 5 day cycles.

At the moment I am using about 3 and a half rolls of paper to wipe up after a dump, but then in a few days it'll go to single wipe (would actually be no wipe at all if i didn't have to do test wipe)

Can anyone shed any light on this, considering its a slow news day

I think it is caused by the amount of fat and fluids consumed. Too much fat and it makes for a messy wipe, not enough fluids and dry, small stools.

 

[Mr Burns]

I think it is caused by the amount of fat and fluids consumed. Too much fat and it makes for a messy wipe, not enough fluids and dry, small stools.

Makes sense. Been on a bit of a greasy food binge the last few days!!! Nothing but bran flakes for the next few days!!

 

[Medwayseagull]

A thread worthy of a one liner in "Brighton til I die".

 

[Giraffe]

In short if you're not achieving the single wipe you probably need a more balanced diet and plenty of fluid.

 

[Kumquat]

Why is it when you shit yourself as well, its never a one wiper. Always messy and the end for another pair of shreddies.

 

[16 bit 44.1]

I'm just in the process at the moment. NSC the new newspaper...

Since the invention of the iPad it really is.
Its like an online version of the old Sunday Sport only with not enough soft porn.

 

[Surf's Up]

The whole poo thing has just put me off my breakfast - thanks all!!!