A Riddle

[Highfields Seagull]

Just let me in you blinkin' jobsworth.

 

[fatbadger]

The question was, however, worded correclty, the answer is Three, the question has nothing to do with angry, hungry, or any of the many other obscure words that end in 'gry', it is a simple question asking you what the third word in the sentence is. As you take tests, remember this."

ellipsis, my dear boy, ellipsis.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Three will do nicely.

Now complete this sequence:-

OTTFFSSE....

 

[fatbadger]

NTETTFFSSENT

(when do you want me to stop?)

 

[Highfields Seagull]

Lord B - I'm not very good with riddles, can you explain the answer please. Ta very much.

 

[tinx]

Three will do nicely.

Now complete this sequence:-

OTTFFSSE....

N

 

[Lord Bracknell]

NTETTFFSSENT

(when do you want me to stop?)

I

 

[CHAPPERS]

Why three?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Lord B - I'm not very good with riddles, can you explain the answer please. Ta very much.

The doorman lets in those who answer with the number of letters in the word the doorman says.

 

[fatbadger]

I

OK, here goes ... nah, can't be bothered.

 

[tinx]

OK here's one from me....


there are 3 men in a car. They have been shot to death. There are no holes in the windows, doors, etc. The car looks brand new! How did the men get shot?

 

[CHAPPERS]

They shot eachother, clowns.

 

[fatbadger]

or they were shot elsewhere and then dumped in the car.

Another car-related one - a man pushes a car up to a hotel, and as a result becomes bankrupt. How?

 

[tinx]

Sorry wrong....... both of you

 

[Highfields Seagull]

or they were shot elsewhere and then dumped in the car.

Another car-related one - a man pushes a car up to a hotel, and as a result becomes bankrupt. How?

He's playing monopoly.

 

[CHAPPERS]

The windows/doors were open?

 

[fatbadger]

Sorry wrong....... both of you

intriguing...

 

[tinx]

Nope

 

[CHAPPERS]

But that could be right you CHISLA?

Shot though the sunroof.

 

[fatbadger]

I agree with CTS here, tinx - I think you needed another sentence or two to prevent our answers being possible, as they clearly are.