A quick introduction

[Meade's Ball]

MB, I sense you are having relationship problems?

Kind of, but thats mostly from having to punish my girlfriend with the insipid truth that lies within consistent illness and poor luck. So we concentrate, once more, on the loose laws of recovery and distant rather than the daily pursuit of winks, hand-holding, sweet-mouthed snogs, odes, pokes, prod, snores and jokes. Now we just share crosswords and implore woken hours to rope me again. Bit of a bugger.

 

[Les Biehn]

Kind of, but thats mostly from having to punish my girlfriend with the insipid truth that lies within consistent illness and poor luck. So we concentrate, once more, on the loose laws of recovery and distant rather than the daily pursuit of winks, hand-holding, sweet-mouthed snogs, odes, pokes, prod, snores and jokes. Now we just share crosswords and implore woken hours to rope me again. Bit of a bugger.

Well dude I hope things perk up, we all need some MB loving.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Well dude I hope things perk up, we all need some MB loving.

She and i don't argue really. Just both a bit tired, bored and sad from this constant saga and my inability to have a damn pint.
I feel like my migraine has mostly gone though and my memory is at about 97% (shown by a recollection of Soulman), so today is a good day and one that will soonly have a gift for her in its stead.

 

[Les Biehn]

She and i don't argue really. Just both a bit tired, bored and sad from this constant saga and my inability to have a damn pint.
I feel like my migraine has mostly gone though and my memory is at about 97% (shown by a recollection of Soulman), so today is a good day and one that will soonly have a gift for her in its stead.

How long before you can drink again?

 

[Meade's Ball]

How long before you can drink again?

The doctors and specialists have not put a barrier on the booze, but i thought it best to stay away for a spell. I plan to have a couple tomorrow afternoon. My friend has no work this week, so i suggested he and i visit the British Library and then have a Staropramen in the neighbourhood of tomorrow.
Czech-mate!

 

[Les Biehn]

The doctors and specialists have not put a barrier on the booze, but i thought it best to stay away for a spell. I plan to have a couple tomorrow afternoon. My friend has no work this week, so i suggested he and i visit the British Library and then have a Staropramen in the neighbourhood of tomorrow.
Czech-mate!

 

[Meade's Ball]

I got a letter yesterday from the neurologist who eyed and quizzed me two weeks ago. It was two pages descriptive of the last half-year of my existence. When he finally moves onto the inspection of my visit, he types:
"On his arrival, he seemed well. He had a tendency to sweat."

I wish he hadn't mentioned be being a sweater.

 

[Lokki 7]

When arriving at a hospital appointment to discover whether or not you have brain cancer type things going on or not, is it not common practice to perspire to some extent? What is the acceptable protocol?

 

[Man of Harveys]

I agree, I always sweat like a pig at the doctors. Because I'm chubby, always in a rush, a little bit nervous and it's always too hot in there in order to please the older folk.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Hello Neil.

I am not racist, despite a witch hunt a while back.

My favourite soft drink is Ribena.

I have a GSOH and WLTM....

BoF.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Someone might read that and think i was moist because i saw a 15 year girl on the bus who i wrongly fancied and chatted to for an hour. or that, just like a cartoon dog, i'd snuck into a bakers and sprinted off with 15 sausages betwixt my lips.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Brighton 0
Oxford 3

I was there and we were shite.

That is all I wish to add.

 

[CHAPPERS]

This thread is lovely and funny.

 

[Les Biehn]

I don't sweat much for a chubby. If I did I would siphon if off Dirty Sanchez style.

Quiz of the day;

Can anybody tell me what a dirty snachez is?

 

[Louisjpbacon]

I don't sweat much for a chubby. If I did I would siphon if off Dirty Sanchez style.

Quiz of the day;

Can anybody tell me what a dirty snachez is?

dont intake excess amounts of protien also, because it makes your sweat smell funny, and you fart like a sick dog

 

[doodlebug]

Not a clue

 

[Lokki 7]

I have a GSOH and WLTM....

Do you think it's your good sense of humour that attracts you to jesters, or is it the uniform that does it for you? Quite a specialised taste you have there bof, good jesters are hard to find these days.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Welcome to NSC.

 

[Meade's Ball]

My girlfriend ate Beanfeast for the first time last night. At about 7.22am she woke, opened her eyes for the briefest second and released the lengthiest fart i've heard for months. It was as if there were a tuba in her anus two weeks after she'd died and the mouthpiece had been blown by a musical mouse who'd moved into her fallen body and wanted to wake its rebelious kids for a morning march.
I never eat Beanfeast no more.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Brighton 0
Oxford 3

I was there and we were shite.

That is all I wish to add.

Keith Cassells got all 3 I was there as well ......