A poem to boobies (as they seem to be everywhere)

[Les Biehn]

Boobies boobies boobies
every f***ing where
boobies boobies boobies
no matter where I stare

Boobies boobies boobies
better than pubic hair
boobies boobies boobies
I love it when they're bare

Please feel free to make up your own. I love the sunshine.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I like a pair of tits
I like them more and more
But the only pair that I can see
Is on the scaffolder working next door.

 

[Nibble]

She shows c-cups on the sea shore

 

[rool]

boobs are very useful things
and we have god to thank
as everyone can get to try
a soapy titty wank

 

[CHAPPERS]

Tits are a thing that I likes,
I like them more than flying kites.
If there's ever been a thing to see,
It'll be a bare tit, or two, or three.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

An ode to Monica (Bellucci)

I love to lie;
gaze into your eyes;
Your skin without a ripple.

But most of all;
I would love to lie;
with my lips upon your...


I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with ripple.

(c) Frankie Howard

 

[rool]

breasts breasts wonderful breasts
very nice to put in vests
sometimes better than an arse
especially squeezed against some glass

 

[Silent Bob]

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

i must confess
to liking breasts
oh i like to make a mess
on the things on womens chests

 

[CHAPPERS]

Tits! Bangers! Wonderful Jugs!
I like to squeeze them you f***ing MUGS
If you've never touched a breast,
you probably get told 'f*** OFF U MESS'.

 

[Monkster]

Tits! Bangers! Wonderful Jugs!
I like to squeeze them you f***ing MUGS
If you've never touched a breast,
you probably get told 'f*** OFF U MESS'.

 

[Northstander]

Tits! Bangers! Wonderful Jugs!
I like to squeeze them you f***ing MUGS
If you've never touched a breast,
you probably get told 'f*** OFF U MESS'.

Winner!!!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Tits! Bangers! Wonderful Jugs!
I like to squeeze them you f***ing MUGS
If you've never touched a breast,
you probably get told 'f*** OFF U MESS'.

Fan f***ing tastic Chappers

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

The Wonderful thing about Titties,
are Titties are wonderful things,
their heads are made of rubber,
their tails are made out of springs....

They are Bouncy, bouncy , bouncy, bouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.....

The most wonderful thing about titties...is ??

well

 

[Les Biehn]

Tits are great
Tits are fun
Tits give me more pleasure
than a finger up the bum

 

[Nibble]

Tits that are big or tits that are small
Tits that wibble or shaped like a ball
Tits on a woman or tits on man
Tits on a tranny I just love them all.

 

[Les Biehn]

I would. Shame she wouldn't.

 

[Les Biehn]

Boobies are big
Boobies are small
No matter the size
I will still have a pull

 

[Nibble]

I'm a mams man
A mams man I am.
The End.

 

[Les Biehn]

If you don't like wambos
you're definately a mug
because when I see a pair
I always have a tug