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A penguin walks into a bar...
- Thread starter Biscuit
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Tom Hark said:Duck walks into the chemist and asks for some lipstick. Assistant says 'that'll be £3.45 please'. Duck says 'Put it on my bill'
Lord Cornwallis
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A white horse walks into a pub and the barman says "what'll you have?" Horse says "I'm not sure" Barman says "We've got a whisky named after you" Horse says "What. Gerald?"