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[Humour] A list of reаsons for аdmission to a lunatic asylum in the 1800s



papajaff

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Aug 7, 2005
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Brighton
The condition you have, or are interested in is called "auto asphyxiation" whereby the afflictee will try and strangle himself with stockings whilst having a tangerine soaked in amyl nitrate in his gob. Self abuse of this nature can result in a powerful orgasm but, sometimes, death.

Impressive.
 




Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
50,238
Faversham
What der f**k is Dropsy.
Low bollox perhaps.

It is the limping you get when your ankles puff up due to oedema caused by heart failure. When Withering first tried digoxin on a heart failure patient he reported a massive micturition followed by a flushing (pinkness of the face, not emptying of the bog of the micturate) and a dissipation of the dropsy.
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
50,238
Faversham
The condition you have, or are interested in is called "auto asphyxiation" whereby the afflictee will try and strangle himself with stockings whilst having a tangerine soaked in amyl nitrate in his gob. Self abuse of this nature can result in a powerful orgasm but, sometimes, death.

Wasn't an MP found a few years ago in such a corpus delicti (albeit I think he went for lime rather than tangerine)?
 


DavidRyder

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Jul 23, 2013
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'Seduction & disappointment'....is that the reason for 'fakers', to save the husband's freedom?
 


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