A joke

[REDLAND]

2 SARS bugs leave the pub after a night of drinking.

One turns to the
other and says, 'Bloody Hell, I could murder a Chinese'


I'm outta ere

 

[tinx]

Not exactly topical is it.

 

[REDLAND]

does it have to be then Tinx

 

[tinx]

I'll shut up....

 

[SeagullinKent]

Man walk up to a lady "Hi, i,m Bond"

Lady replies "James Bond"

Man replies "No Unibond, I,m here to fill all your cracks"

 

[Italiaseagull]

lol that first joke!

 

[tinx]

Now thats funny......

 

[Everest]

Choirboy 1: "I have to go to confession today, and I'm a bit worried. You've known this priest a long time. What would he give for committing sodomy?"

Choirboy 2: "Two chocolate bars."