A Friday type of question to ponder

[pasty]

Why is it that even though the last thing I do before going to bed is go for a slash, I am always bursting for a slash the moment I wake up?

 

[Les Biehn]

Because you piss into your own mouth.

 

[Nibble]

Why is it that even though the last thing I do before going to bed is go for a slash, I am always bursting for a slash the moment I wake up?

Because you don't piss the bed enough.

 

[Woodchip]

Probably because it's some 8 hours later.

 

[bailey]

Because you piss into your own mouth.

Les, have you been watching specialist DVDs off the Internet?

 

[Les Biehn]

Les, have you been watching specialist DVDs off the Internet?

No. Don't need DVD as you can find plenty of free stuff on the net

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

It's due to the wonders of antidiuretic hormone which the body secretes when we are asleep to stop us pissing ourselves.

 

[Pigsy]

It's due to the wonders of antidiuretic hormone which the body secretes when we are asleep to stop us pissing ourselves.

Do small children/potential serial killers not get this hormone then?

 

[bailey]

No. Don't need DVD as you can find plenty of free stuff on the net

 

[Billy the Fish]

It's due to the wonders of antidiuretic hormone which the body secretes when we are asleep to stop us pissing ourselves.

Tell my body that after 15 pints of lager

 

[Woodchip]

It's due to the wonders of antidiuretic hormone which the body secretes when we are asleep to stop us pissing ourselves.

Why have they not harvested this drug, and given it to the elderly?