A, don't look it up on google, anagram quiz question.

[Goldstone1976]

Abstemious ( non googled : honest injun)

Likewise - but beaten to it!

 

[Stat Brother]

Why no question mark or apostrophe, you know it's wrong?

The question mark isn't required for a rhetorical question.
It was in place until I added you know it's right.

Missing the apostrophe though, blimey that's some bad ass ploppy, right there.
May a thousand apologies rain down upon your soul.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

There are 8 words (not including words like 'Facetiously' as separate words)

I simply asked for 2 to keep the question relatively short to answer. I apologise at the inference that there were only 2 correct solutions.

 

[Triggaaar]

The question mark isn't required for a rhetorical question.

Although a rhetorical question implies an answer, and doesn't necessarily require an answer, it is still a question, and should end with a question mark.

 

[Bodian]

It would be uncomplimentary to describe the question about the vowels as being backwards...

 

[Prince Monolulu]

It would be uncomplimentary to describe the question about the vowels as being backwards...

Well played Sir