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Is it only me that is feeling sorry for Tim?


Don`t feel sorry for him.He`s on stage, he`s performing. What`s ability or a modicum of talent to do with anything when you can just 'be there'.
 


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Ah, internet blogs. Never has so much been said by so many with so little to say.
 


MattBackHome

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It’s the first time I’ve ever wanted to punch a poem, as futile as that sounds.

He’s managed to shoehorn one of his press conference questions in there too...

Did anyone see that programme a couple of weeks ago about the hippo getting eaten by all those other African animals? I humbly suggest that that bald vulture discovered better forms of creative expression, and a more succinct analysis of our season when he had his head firmly wedged up that dead hippo’s arse.
 


Simster

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It’s the first time I’ve ever wanted to punch a poem, as futile as that sounds.
That is tremendous. I must admit, I only read it after THPP said it was shite and it really is truly awful. I can honestly say it is the stuff of a seven year old and yes I can be that specific because I have 10 and 8 year old kids who frequently produce poetry of a significantly higher standard.
 




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Is it only me that is feeling sorry for Tim?

Only in the sense that someone with a clear mental/personality disorder can go unchecked for so long. My money is on him having a breakdown and being diagnosed with Aspergers or Munchausens (sp?) within the next 5 years. I cannot think of any other reason why someone would so publicly and repeatedly make a fool of themselves. I also have to question those around him. Are they aware of how he acts and behaves? Surely his partner must be embarassed by his behaviour? Why are they not looking out for him?
 
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HAILSHAM SEAGULL

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It’s the first time I’ve ever wanted to punch a poem, as futile as that sounds.

He’s managed to shoehorn one of his press conference questions in there too...

Did anyone see that programme a couple of weeks ago about the hippo getting eaten by all those other African animals? I humbly suggest that that bald vulture discovered better forms of creative expression, and a more succinct analysis of our season when he had his head firmly wedged up that dead hippo’s arse.

:rotlf:
Best post on here for ages, absolute classic, well done. :clap::clap:
 


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I think Hyacinth has taken over the unintentional comedy genius award from dwayne. His press conference blogs have been hilarious and that poem is Gold. I'm going to buy him some new crayons so he can keep this up :clap::clap::clap:
 








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He didn’t win for nine games on the spin.
Some of the fans they made such a din.

He won’t kick it long like Cambridge once did.

When they got the ball all they did was get rid.

The Albion keep it on the floor.

A bit like the Dutch in ’74.

Possession is the name of their game.

Dunk, Calderon, Greer and Dunk again.

I once asked us Gus where his inspiration lurks He said ‘’ I’m convinced what I do works’’ If they continue to play the Gustavo way.

Then they can beat anyone on their day.

Barnsley came to play at the Amex after Bonfire night.

They didn’t put up that much of a fight.

Gordon Greer had a scoring plan.

Not a bad goal from our Hollywood man.

The Saints got lucky last Saturday.

A different team to the one we saw just before May.

A referee who struggled to see, that it just was not a penalty.

Dunk and Fonte at the New Dell, but outside the box was where they fell.

The ref was called Walton, I wanted to yell,goodnight Pete,I hope you sleep well.

So onto this week and Coventry second bottom and wins, not quite three.

Remember Gordon Smith's second half hat-trick at Highfield Road? Long before that cup final dream did implode.

Should be three points for Gus’s men; let’s hope we’re all still talking at five ten.

Oh God. This is too much.

Are you f***ing serious?

Barnsley came to play at the Amex after Bonfire night.

They didn’t put up that much of a fight.

That is one of the worst bits of 'poetry' I have ever read in my entire life.

And I cannot believe that after all the shit you've been given on this thread, you still managed to come out with

I once asked us Gus where his inspiration lurks

I think some people on this thread are right, you have some kind of personality disorder. Seriously.

Have you ever thought about becoming a referee? I think you'd be an ideal candidate, as you seem to be able to take huge numbers of people abusing you without it taking any effect whatsoever, or making any difference to what you do. It's a skill, I suppose.
 




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Have you ever thought about becoming a referee? I think you'd be an ideal candidate, as you seem to be able to take huge numbers of people abusing you without it taking any effect whatsoever, or making any difference to what you do. It's a skill, I suppose.

People who love to be the centre of attention, as we all know, make absolutely the worst kind of referee. Please don't do this.
 


Simster

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People who love to be the centre of attention, as we all know, make absolutely the worst kind of referee. Please don't do this.
You haven't thought this through. He is unlikely to be good enough to reach a level at which he is going to ruin a paying punter's day, whereas there is the benefit that he will receive a well deserved punch from an aggrieved Sunday league player.

Go on Timmy, you punchy faced prick, become a ref. :thumbsup:
 


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You haven't thought this through. He is unlikely to be good enough to reach a level at which he is going to ruin a paying punter's day, whereas there is the benefit that he will receive a well deserved punch from an aggrieved Sunday league player.

Go on Timmy, you punchy faced prick, become a ref. :thumbsup:

I don't condone violence towards either referees or self-obsessed amateur 'journalists'.
 




Wozza

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You haven't thought this through. He is unlikely to be good enough to reach a level at which he is going to ruin a paying punter's day, whereas there is the benefit that he will receive a well deserved punch from an aggrieved Sunday league player.

Go on Timmy, you punchy faced prick, become a ref. :thumbsup:

And he'd never be allowed to ref an Albion match anyway. Go for it, Timmy.
 


Wozza

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It’s the first time I’ve ever wanted to punch a poem, as futile as that sounds.

He’s managed to shoehorn one of his press conference questions in there too...

Did anyone see that programme a couple of weeks ago about the hippo getting eaten by all those other African animals? I humbly suggest that that bald vulture discovered better forms of creative expression, and a more succinct analysis of our season when he had his head firmly wedged up that dead hippo’s arse.

Bravo, Sir.
 


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I see that Naylor has said on Twitter that there will be an EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH CRAIG NOONE in tomorrow's Argus ..................................... has no-one told him that Timmy beat him to it? :)
 






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