A Concious Uncoupling....

[hart's shirt]

The very opposite of my sex life, an Unconcious Coupling.

You were probably suffering from a rush of blood to the head.

Sadly, the rest of us still are.

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

Divorce is always orchard for kids isn't it. When it comes to their child, Apple, I wonder who is going to get Custardy? (Taxi!)

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Divorce is always orchard for kids isn't it. When it comes to their child, Apple, I wonder who is going to get Custardy? (Taxi!)

Granny Smith ?

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

Hahahaha, good one TD

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I hope Apple doesn't crumble.

This has shaken her to the core.

 

[OzMike]

Post #2 mate, it's there in black and white.

Any disdain I could have had for that loathsome couple has managed to stay well below the surface, as I've just ignored the pair of them. But uncoupling? FFS you cretins. You want to get Divorced whilst pretending that you're both utterly perfect. ****ing annoying bullshit. Makes we want to shout it.

You're getting DIVORCED you pompous c****

I meant in the press, remarkably, I do not believe everything that I read here, you may have a problem understanding that.

 

[Triggaaar]

I meant in the press, remarkably, I do not believe everything that I read here, you may have a problem understanding that.

:not sure if serious:

I was kidding. I don't believe what I read in the printed press, let alone what I read on here.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

i was kidding. I don't believe what i read in the printed press, let alone what i read on here.

watch out! - there's a massive spider right behind you!

 

[Triggaaar]

watch out! - there's a massive spider right behind you!

I didn't believe you, and I only looked to check because I thought it would be silly not to be sure.