A comedy of 3 halfs

[BrightonBird]

I have never laughed so much at a footie match:

1. Kids who have NO idea who any of the team were playing. Kids should be encouraged to watch our team, but if they are not interested go away. I was sitting in front of 3 kids who were really into the game, but behind us the kids were just screaming the whole match.

2. The throw ins from one end of the left side of the pitch to another.

3. The freaky goal conceded by Roberts (well, not that funny).

4. The Boston's fans flag - home of Bostonshire.

Any other amusing sights?

 

[Soton Seagull]

I agree the flag was class.

We had some really annoying kids near us. Seating was anarchy as hardly anyone was sitting in the right seats, but this klittle shite who was about 10 came us to my mate's sister and demanded 'his' seat, despite the fact that the little gobshite was 10 mins late and there was a seat just in front of where his friends and family were sitting. He was remarkably obnoxoius for one so young, and then spent the whole match having a fight with his mate. Youth of today eh?

 

[BrightonBird]

It was the teenage girls who annoyed me. Twice I went to the toilet, twice they nearly knocked me over trying to push in! grrrr....

I forgot another - Boston player with the biggest afro hair for a white man I have ever seen.

 

[CHAPPERS]

FFFLLLLAAAAAAAAAAGGGG OONNN THHEEE PPPLLLLLAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Rambo]

The throw ins were funny, 3 in a row couldnt get it right and the last one the boston player let slip through his hands was hilarious.
I must admit I did a fair amount of laughing last night, but not at the kids pissing around in front of me. The mum must have given them 20 packets of sweets/crisps and 3 bottles of coke to shut them up, but it still didnt work.
Anyway - i must stop going on about the little shits.
Remember as a great man once said - 'They will win nothing with kids'!

 

[The Large One]

It's great to see the torch of the terrace chants being passed on to the younger generation - even if their foot stomping and singing 'cheat fell over' reminded me of the opening bit of 'Prince Charming' by Adam & the Ants.

Seating was a farce - the club said 'sit where you want'. You tell that to the petty minded tossers who demanded to sit in their allocated seat. These are the sort of people who moaned and grumbled on the day we won the Div 2 Championship. And there were plenty that day...

Surprised no-one has mentioned it - or if they have, I haven't seen it - I though Adam El-Abd played superbly well last night, especially that run from defence through the midfield. Chris McPhee my man of the match though. Boston should have been finished off by 35 minutes last night - I thought they were shit.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I thought they were shit


what does that say bout us then?!

 

[Hiney]

The Withdean screamer was sitting a couple of rows in front of me and Sophie and I was waiting for him to let one go.

When he did, the kids sitting around him nearly shit themselves.

Absolute quality.

 

[tedebear]

Surprised no-one has mentioned it - or if they have, I haven't seen it - I though Adam El-Abd played superbly well last night, especially that run from defence through the midfield.

thats what I was wanting to know - reckon he'll make a spot in the first team soon? sounds promising from what I've heard - a bit of strength??

 

[Rambo]

Back to the comedy...

Cracked up when Jonah kicked the advertising hoardings after not getting a penalty, so much passion for the LDV trophy!
Suprised he didnt get booked, but then the ref was crap anyway.

 

[Mr C]

Bollox!! I didn't realise it was "sit where you like". I was going to challenge the little shit who screamed like an effing baby that he wanted to sit in his allocated seat. I didn't say anything cos I thought he was in the right and I'd get no backup cos he had that ticket for that seat.

I would have taken great pleasure in telling him that he should bugger off as the club decided this policy. Then I would have pushed him down the steps whilst twatting him in the head.

Tosser.

 

[Soton Seagull]

Bollox!! I didn't realise it was "sit where you like". I was going to challenge the little shit who screamed like an effing baby that he wanted to sit in his allocated seat. I didn't say anything cos I thought he was in the right and I'd get no backup cos he had that ticket for that seat.

I would have taken great pleasure in telling him that he should bugger off as the club decided this policy. Then I would have pushed him down the steps whilst twatting him in the head.

Tosser.

Well said that man

 

[Row Z Creased Shirt]

A five year old behind me gave a solo rendition of 'Stand up if you hate palace' chant/squeak which I thought was amusing. Some good parenting going on there I think

 

[Mr C]

It was like watching an England under-16 game on the tele. Sometimes if I'm channel-hopping and I see some football, you can instantly tell if it's a youth match because of the prepubescent screams that occur every time the ball is played.

Brings new meaning to the phrase "drop ball". Please.

 

[Lush]

As for the chip queue - there was a couple of blokes at the front at half-time who proceded to order sausages, burgers, cokes, fantas - oh and two teas - for the whole class! The queue didn't move for a good 5 minutes. I picked the wrong day to break the diet.

Was still good to see all the kids there though....although any parent should know that Coke and sweets doesn't shut kids up - it makes them go even more beserk!

That's why they dish out hundreds of Panda Pops and fizzy sherbets to the kids before going live on whatever kids cack is on Saturday morning telly.

 

[Turkey]

 

[Mr Popkins]

thats one of the reasons why i didnt go last night, i knew it would be like a school playground, after a hard day at work, thats the last thing i would have wanted

theres a time and a place for kids and last night wasnt it!!!

 

[albiongirl]

Sounds like I missed the fun as I was sitting in the North Stand the kids did sound funny when they sang cheat fell over!!

 

[Braders]

laughing at swetard 116 ! , thats about it !

 

[Citrus]

The Withdean screamer was sitting a couple of rows in front of me and Sophie and I was waiting for him to let one go.

When he did, the kids sitting around him nearly shit themselves.

Absolute quality.