6th October - Derby Away

[Ernest]

ARE you ALLOWED to take YOUR dog into the GROUND as I don't WANT to leave him OUTSIDE as he GETS lonely

 

[Billy the Fish]

This will get you there no problem, on the morning of the game just follow these easy steps:

1)Put your left thumb in your mouth and your right thumb up your arshole
2)Count to 10
3)Remove both your thumbs at the same time and then put your right thumb in your mouth and your left thumb in your arsehole
4)Repeat this process 3 times
5)You will now be transported to Pride Park in Derby

I'm sure you'll enjoy the journey

 

[Beach Hut]

Can I use my Persil train vouchers?

nope, but Kelloggs are valid

 

[8ace]

Will there be a toliet in Derby in case I need a wee when I get there?

 

[Jack Daniels]

It has been re-arranged. Check the club site ffs.

This shit me up having booked exact trains.

 

[T soprano]

Do the pubs sell alcohol in derby or shall we bring our own cans

 

[Questions]

This shit me up having booked exact trains.

I can't believe that we are playing in Derby the exact weekend that I have booked a romantic weekend away for me and my darling wife in the Peak District. How lucky was that.

 

[mrhairy]

Can someone please tell me how to get there as I want to go to this game.

And I want to go with BH.

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

Wow,what a really funny wind up,asking how to get somewhere.

 

[Beach Hut]

Wow,what a really funny wind up,asking how to get somewhere.

It is not a wind up, I want to know just as much as people want to know how to get Watford or Millwall - are you plain stupid or something ?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

It is not a wind up, I want to know just as much as people want to know how to get Watford or Millwall - are you plain stupid or something ?

Woah, you get free rail travel but not everyone can afford to go to away games so maybe not as clued up as your excellent self especially some of the younger ones. Are you going to take the mickey out of all of them for asking for advice?

 

[Bean]

It is not a wind up, I want to know just as much as people want to know how to get Watford or Millwall - are you plain stupid or something ?

Ever considered signing up to the Apollo?

 

[patchamalbion]

if we DON'T take 4000 there we are TIN pot

 

[Beach Hut]

Woah, you get free rail travel but not everyone can afford to go to away games so maybe not as clued up as your excellent self especially some of the younger ones. Are you going to take the mickey out of all of them for asking for advice?

Everything you need to know is just a click away, just shows how fecking lazy people are these days.

http://www.footballgroundguide.com/

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Everything you need to know is just a click away, just shows how fecking lazy people are these days.

http://www.footballgroundguide.com/

Lazy or maybe they don't know about that website? As I said, not everyone is as clued up as you. Let's start a hilarious thread instead.

 

[Beach Hut]

Lazy or maybe they don't know about that website? As I said, not everyone is as clued up as you. Let's start a hilarious thread instead.

It has been quite funny, perhaps your sense of humour had a bypass

 

[Thunder Bolt]

It has been quite funny, perhaps your sense of humour had a bypass

Humour is subjective.

 

[Beach Hut]

Humour is subjective.

Very much so with you

 

[Ernest]

Very much so with you

YOU make me COME over all QUEER when you act MASTERFUL

 

[Beach Hut]

YOU make me COME over all QUEER when you act MASTERFUL

You SEXY beast, I am having a HOT flush