500,000 quid reward

[sydney]

the govt. has just announced a 500,000 quid reward for a live tasmanian tiger,

anyone got one.....??

a stripey german sheperd might do........

 

[Braders]

i'm sure you can get more for it on Ebay .....

 

[dougdeep]

But aren't they extinct?

 

[The Oldman]

Not if it's worth half a million. I'm about to make one.........

 

[Silent Bob]

Do you think if I just taped a bunch of cats together they'd fall for it?

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

I have a Tasmanian Devil, will that do

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

I have a Granny in the Gurkas,will she do?

 

[Spicy]

I have a Granny in the Gurkas,will she do?

Is she trained to kill with a single blow??

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Is she trained to kill with a single blow??

Her shepards pie is

 

[Spicy]

Can she provide enough Shepherds Pies when we next play Millwall then??

 

[dougdeep]

You can't get the shepherds these days, I had to make do with tractor drivers in my last pie.

 

[Spicy]

Hah! That's progress for you.

 

[sydney]

i find tractor drivers need to be cooked for much longer than sheperds,but the meet on the rump is usually very tender....

yes doug they are supposedly exctinct, but there are quite often citings and a large portion of tasmania remains unexplored.............here we go , a string of phnar phnar jokes about "exploring tassie"........

 

[Hadsy]

in fairness, i own more than several, im a rich !!!!

 

[perth seagull]

But aren't they extinct?

The last known living Tasmanian Tiger died in a zoo in the 1930s.

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

Does this count?

 

[eastlondonseagull]

There's a wild big cat roaming around south east London according to all the local papers. If it nips round mine I'll let you know.