4 lads plannin for the Millwall game

[Wardyland]

4 lads planning for the Millwall game and little Johnny says his missus won't let him go. Gutted the three remaining go without him. When they get there little Johnny's at back of North stand with pint in hand. One says, "Johnny, how did you convince her to let you come?"
Johnny says, "Well, I got back from work and she came to the door in a see through nightie, stockings and crotchless panties and led me upstairs. She hancuffed herself to the bed. Then she said, "Do whatever you want!!""
"So here I am!!"

 

[Triggaaar]

It's a yes from me

 

[Box of Frogs]

Is she still there?

 

[Quagmire]

Is she still there?

Giggity giggity.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Is his name really Little Johnny? That's quite unusual.

 

[willow147]

And she'll STILL be there when he gets home from the football, ready and waiting.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

how did she manage to get the last handcuff on?

 

[catfish]

Shirley it's not advisable to come to the door only wearing a nightie in this cold weather?

 

[Mr Smggles]

How did he get a pint onto the stand?

 

[Manx Shearwater]

She'll have wet the bed by now. And possibly sh*t herself too.

 

[Brighton247.com]

hahaha

 

[SeagullSongs]

I'm out.

 

[Acker79]

how did she manage to get the last handcuff on?

Depending on the headboard she might only need one set of handcuffs, and the hands are together around a central bar.

 

[Stoo82]

She'll have wet the bed by now. And possibly sh*t herself too.

 

[Acker79]

What are they doing there already? How did they get in, is the ground open that early? If they've already started drinking, they could black out before the match starts.

 

[Gazwag]

Surely you mean the North Stand concourse

 

[Birdie Boy]

Why had he not already passed on his ticket to someone else? Are you sure he is North Stand and not 1901? Which leads to the question, are there approx. 1000 1901er's wives/girlfriends handcuffed to the bed with crotchless knickers and suspenders on at every home game, hence why we never quite manage to get the full attendance?

 

[sam86]

Why is he called Little Johnny? This led me to believe he was a child, and sure did give me a shock when mentioning he had a pint in his hand.

 

[Manx Shearwater]

Which leads to the question, are there approx. 1000 1901er's wives/girlfriends handcuffed to the bed with crotchless knickers and suspenders on at every home game, hence why we never quite manage to get the full attendance?

I suspect most of them are. They never answer the door when I ring the bell.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

She'll have wet the bed by now. And possibly sh*t herself too.

He might be into that probably a gas mask and SS stormtrooper uniform in the wardrobe too.