3 people, in order of preference, that you'd like to smack in the face

[McCririck]

Tony (Cherie) Blair for destroying this country.

Prescott for being utterly useless.

Ms. female Labour ministers

One for luck, the Guardian jobs page

 

[Stinky Kat]

George W Bush
Tony Blair
Our HR Director

 

[Trufflehound]

1) Chappers off NSC - talentless nothern twat

Surely not northern?

 

[THE GUNT]

Sonya out of eastenders. Something about her and her f***ing ugly mug really pisses me of. Would love to Head butt her on the nose then cut one of her tits off or something!

Britney Spears watched some of that new programme she is doing and she pisses me off! I'd like to knock some of her teethe out the shave her head and eyebrows and wank on her.

Jake Robinson He is such a goody 2 shoes but who is only playing because of pressure from a small group of fans. I reckon he would go down like a sack of spuds. I'd also Knee cap him so he cant play again!

 

[THE GUNT]

Why does everyone hate George Bush?

Snorted out sadam and iraq
Snorted out Afghanistan
Trying to restore World peace.

You guys need to grow up

 

[Franks Wild Years]

This Weeks Top 3

Rio 'so full of his own self importance that he thinks all he has to do is turn up' Ferdinand.

Ken ' the cuddly face of facism' Clarke.


Looney 'Please don't put my head down the bog again, I'll get you all back when I'm older' NSC.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Daniel Harding
Daniel Harding
and oh Daniel Harding

 

[Trufflehound]

Why does everyone hate George Bush?

Snorted out sadam and iraq
Snorted out Afghanistan
Trying to restore World peace.

You guys need to grow up

 

[Goodfella]

Why does everyone hate George Bush?

Snorted out sadam and iraq
Snorted out Afghanistan
Trying to restore World peace.

You guys need to grow up

I think his avatar says it all.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Daniel Harding
Daniel Harding
and oh Daniel Harding

Amen to that. Good call Kev

 

[JJ McClure]

1) Howard from the Halifax. As long as by "smack in the face" you mean repeatedly smash in the with a house brick.

2) Tim Westwood. Get a grip you wanna be gangsta.

3) Helen in my office. You misserable, lanky, hate filled, stuck up, moaning bitch.

 

[Ex-Staffs Gull]

Archer
Bellotti
Stanley

Couldn't be anybody else..

I might have had Dowie as fourth, but it looks like plenty of people have beaten me to it.

 

[zefarelly]

Victoria Beckham is a wasted punch, a horrific sking accident involving razor wire would be better, and a lot funnier

definitely Rio Ferdinand, he's a right dipstick

G W Bush is a waste as well . . .he's too feckin thick to notice he'd been hit

that fat twat off Radio 1 . . . 2 huge blows, prime Tyson style, to the head please

 

[maffew]

Bush
Peter kenyon
Makosi

 

[Ernest]

Dick Tight
Magoo
Clipboard Kid

 

[Meade's Ball]

1 - Roger Black - he plays the f***ing guitar on Record Breakers. He's the sex-maniac Cliff Richard of athletics.

 

[Bish Bosh]

Greg Stanley
Ian Wright
Lord Tebbit

But of these yea the most deserving of the punch is GS!!

 

[Meade's Ball]

2 - Kris Akabusi - did you know, you arse-faced mongoloid, that not EVERYTHING is funny?

 

[Highfields Seagull]

A dilemma for MB - only 3 options yet there were 4 people in that 4x400m relay team.

 

[Meade's Ball]

A dilemma for MB - only 3 options yet there were 4 people in that 4x400m relay team.

3 - Derek Redmond - Boo hoo, you pulled your hamstring. Limping to the finish line meant you were faster than if you'd run normally, you national disgrace.


I'd let John Regis off because he's absolutely huge.