***2013 Worlds Most Ridiculous Creature Competition - R2 Panda V Naked Mole Rat***

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PANDA

Can only mate during a 36 hour window each year
Only eat fresh bamboo leaves which contain virtually no energy
Spends life alone as it has no energy to interact with other pandas

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NAKED MOLE RAT

Live in colonies of upto 300 Naked Mole Rates with a Queen Naked Mole rat who is served by all the other Naked Mole Rats
It can move it's two incisor teeth independently and uses them like chop sticks
Eats it's own shit

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[Badger]

Vote PANDA because it can't be arsed to do it for you.

 

[jimhigham]

Definitely panda. The mole rat may look odd but it's getting along just fine below ground. The panda is so ridiculous it hasn't got the hang of mating?

 

[MattBackHome]

Back with a BANG. And what a match up!

The Sad Panda, who chooses not to procreate. Mental

Or the Naked Mole Rat. Which, don't forget is coprophagynous, i.e. it eats it's own faeces. And it's completely blind, hairless and weird. And has social structures akin to bees - i.e. a queen and workers etc. Only one of them reproduces. Utterly mental.

Tough one, but I'm voting RAT.

 

[Hillian1]

Panda.

Anything that only gets 36 hours a year to shag and chooses to eat bamboo instead deserves to go extinct.

 

[chucky1973]

Had to vote the Mole, at least Panda's do there bit for tourism!

Fcuk all else mind you.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

RAT.


Did the PENIS fish get through?

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

This seems to be the tie of the round. It's very close!

 

[Box of Frogs]

Mole rat - no redeeming characteristics whatsoever!

 

[Mellotron]

Voted Panda because I don't want to look at the rat anymore.