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***2013 Worlds Most Ridiculous Creature Competition - QF1 Batfish V Panda V Mole Rat***

WMRCC 2013 - QF - Batfish V Panda V Naked Mole Rat

  • Rosy Lipped Batfish

    Votes: 12 30.0%
  • Giant Panda

    Votes: 13 32.5%
  • Naked Mole Rat

    Votes: 15 37.5%

  • Total voters
    40
  • Poll closed .


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Hove / Παρος
Apr 7, 2006
6,539
Hove / Παρος
A 3 way tie, after the Panda and Naked Mole Rat drew in Round 2

ROSY LIPPED BATFISH

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V




GIANT PANDA

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V




NAKED MOLE RAT

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Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patron
May 8, 2007
12,777
Toronto
Team Panda
 




Any animal that refuses to shag is ridiculous.

"Hey Mr Panda, here's a girl Panda ready for you, 36 hours is all the time you get to save your species"

"If it's all the same to you, I'll just sit here and eat more bamboo"

VOTE PANDA
 








Box of Frogs

Zamoras Left Boot
Oct 8, 2003
4,751
Right here, right now
Vote Mole Rat!

Panda looks cuddly but is stupid rather than ridiculous and the Batfish just looks ridiculous

The Mole Rat both looks ridiculous and does ridiculous stuff - lives underground all its life and eats shit! Should be the runaway winner!
 




Garry Nelson's Left Foot

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,115
tokyo
What's the CRITERIA?

Personally I love Giant Pandas. I'm a big fan of their lazy, couldn't give a f*** attitude. They just sit around doing nothing all day but eating. I once saw a tv show in Japan where they wanted to see what colour a pandas 'private parts' were. So they got a guy to dress up in a panda suit and threw him in with the giant panda. The panda-slouched against a tree- looked at him nonplussed. The guy in the panda suit slowly built up enough courage to get closer to the Panda. The panda gave him a dismissive look and carried on munching on his bamboo. Eventually the guy was close enough to have a proper look but there was too much fur...He finally took the plunge, bent right down and parted the fur to get a clear view. The Giant Panda just looked at him with a look that clearly said 'While you're down there....'

The pandas bits are, if you're interested and if I remember correctly, pink.

Does this story help or hinder the Pandas progression? Do contestants want to progress?
 




Jimmy Grimble

Well-known member
The mole rat EATS ITS OWN SHIT.
 


jameswestport

New member
Sep 7, 2011
927
Any animal that refuses to shag is ridiculous.

"Hey Mr Panda, here's a girl Panda ready for you, 36 hours is all the time you get to save your species"

"If it's all the same to you, I'll just sit here and eat more bamboo"

VOTE PANDA

Made me bust out laughing in work
 


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