***2013 Worlds Hardest Creature Competition- Round 1, Group B***

[turienzo's lovechild]

-Think before you vote
-Voting will last exactly 24 hours
-Top 4 Progress

Box Jellyfish

Cone Snail

Hippo

Orca

Colossal Squid

Tiger Fish

Great White Shark

Pistol Shrimp

Immortal Jellyfish

Polar Bear

 

[Sussax]

Toss up between the Polar Bear and the Hippo, PB came out on top.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

THREE former champions in this group

 

[Woodchip]

Anything with the word Immortal in it must be pretty damn hard.

 

[Sussax]

THREE former champions in this group

How many Groups are there?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

How many Groups are there?

4

the other two will start tomorrow (otherwise people complain that the greatest competition in nsc history is taking up too much space)

 

[Sussax]

4

the other two will start tomorrow (otherwise people complain that the greatest competition in nsc history is taking up too much space)

How many former champions are in the other groups then?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

How many former champions are in the other groups then?

2007: Polar Bear
2008/9: Polar Bear
2010: Hippo
2011: Orca
2012: Black Mamba

last years winner can be found in group C

 

[Woodchip]

2007: Polar Bear
2008/9: Polar Bear
2010: Hippo
2011: Orca
2012: Black Mamba

last years winner can be found in group C

So it is true that the honey badger is no scarier than Winnie the Pooh.

 

[TSB]

Anything with the word Immortal in it must be pretty damn hard.

Cracking thinking, Woodchip. Horrific group for the Immortal Jellyfish, but hopefully it's potential will be obvious for all to see.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Hard group this but voted

 

[TSB]

It'd be great to see the Killer Whale fall early. It's not hard - they hunt in packs of 5 or more. And they only attack tiny seals or whale calves. Is that hard? The rest of the group deserve their place (That tiger fish is a hell of a scary looking brute) but the Orca? Crappy film star. Crappy hunter. Ridiculous that it once won.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Tough group.

Polar Bear though. What a beast!

 

[chucky1973]

after seeing River MOnsters this week, the Tiger Fish is just a beast...........in packs nothing stands a chance

 

[MattBackHome]

The Cone Snail is hardcore. Doesn't care about size. Works alone. Just a ruthless killer.

 

[kateean2]

Polar Bear though. What a beast!

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Box Jellyfish - Could ruin your entire day. But ONLY if you're in water AND Jellyfish don't really know that they're alive. So balls to him.

Cone Snail - I don't care how stealthy or deadly you are. You're a snail. I could kill you with a pebble.

Hippo - Water? check. Land? - check. Fast? Yep. This is a serious contender for me. BUT - Agility is a big problem. I run up some stairs or around a corner and this fat twat is gonna have a tough time catching up with me.

Orca - Could crush the cone snail and tear through the jellyfish. Eats sharks for fun, but still, it's hardness is limited to the ocean. (And they smack around dead seals with their massive fins for FUN. Well done Orca, that's very big and tough of you...

Colossal Squid - Yeah, show your face more than once every thousand years and I might be in a position to judge your hardness. Coward.

Tiger Fish - Hard bastard, but if you pose for a photo with Jeremy Wade and don't tear his face off. You ain't making the cut son.

Great White Shark - Picks on wimpy surfers and baby seals. What's more, can't even be bothered to break through those diving cages you see on the tele to eat the idiots inside.

Pistol Shrimp - short man syndrome. Shouting loudly and starting on everyone does not make you hard.

Immortal Jellyfish - I like what this fella has done. Gets old enough to get jiggy with the chicks, gets jiggy, then reverts back to being a kid. Nice. But lets be honest, I scoop you up in my 99p fishing net and stick you on top of my sunshade, no amount of transdifferentiation is gonna save you.

Polar Bear - The winner for me. This guy has got everything. He can walk for miles, is agile, can run fast, swim fast (in ICE cold water FFS) and even climb shit. If a polar bear wants to eat you (or any other creature for that matter), he'll just sniff the air until he gets the scent, then track you down and do you in. HARD. Proper f***ing HARD. And also, they're a right LAUGH.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Box Jellyfish - Could ruin your entire day. But ONLY if you're in water AND Jellyfish don't really know that they're alive. So balls to him.

Cone Snail - I don't care how stealthy or deadly you are. You're a snail. I could kill you with a pebble.

Hippo - Water? check. Land? - check. Fast? Yep. This is a serious contender for me. BUT - Agility is a big problem. I run up some stairs or around a corner and this fat twat is gonna have a tough time catching up with me.

Orca - Could crush the cone snail and tear through the jellyfish. Eats sharks for fun, but still, it's hardness is limited to the ocean. (And they smack around dead seals with their massive fins for FUN. Well done Orca, that's very big and tough of you...

Colossal Squid - Yeah, show your face more than once every thousand years and I might be in a position to judge your hardness. Coward.

Tiger Fish - Hard bastard, but if you pose for a photo with Jeremy Wade and don't tear his face off. You ain't making the cut son.

Great White Shark - Picks on wimpy surfers and baby seals. What's more, can't even be bothered to break through those diving cages you see on the tele to eat the idiots inside.

Pistol Shrimp - short man syndrome. Shouting loudly and starting on everyone does not make you hard.

Immortal Jellyfish - I like what this fella has done. Gets old enough to get jiggy with the chicks, gets jiggy, then reverts back to being a kid. Nice. But lets be honest, I scoop you up in my 99p fishing net and stick you on top of my sunshade, no amount of transdifferentiation is gonna save you.

Polar Bear - The winner for me. This guy has got everything. He can walk for miles, is agile, can run fast, swim fast (in ICE cold water FFS) and even climb shit. If a polar bear wants to eat you (or any other creature for that matter), he'll just sniff the air until he gets the scent, then track you down and do you in. HARD. Proper f***ing HARD. And also, they're a right LAUGH.
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This looked a tough group, but you're right. The Polar Bear is the hardest

 

[Napper]

I've seen Polar bears fight , they are over rated. Numerous clips on youtube them attacking defensless humans in zoo's etc but rarely finish them off. Bottle jobs , all teeth no trousers

 

[JJ McClure]

Tough call. Having been to Africa this year I've heard the stories of how hard hippo's are...they bite people in half you know. Saw the tiger fish on River Monsters and that is one scary arse fish. Fish wins for me.